1. Gaz - Rib heid, Lyle n Scott heid
2. Moby - Andre Agassi
3. Alan - NEW YORK NEW YORK heid
4. chaz factor - Pigeon Chest
5. Rufstuf - Gun Show heed
6. Danny/ Daniel 'Elizabeth' Keenan (shagged yer maw) - Here pal, du bebo?
7. C.Dolan_y0 - Sold the S3 already
8. Paul - ma we brer
9. Big Iain (Big Dunc!) - sleepy b******s
10. Danny Chau - decked on its arse
11. Koi - 149FF heid
12. Gally - poofy wee prick
13. Ryan - the tight b**ch
14. delcbr - the unknown quantity
15. Merk - cougar hunter extraordinare
16. Rctempire - got shagged off wee burnie
17. Desh - is a defo no, 'going shoppin' aka kep in
18. Kev the ginger ninja - looking doubtful
19. T-Dawg (Rapey in the face)
20. Chris182 Cup - in at the deep end with GAZ
21. Wilson - your dugz got t**s!