parked up in the tenement slums... 
was gonna get off the bus and drag ma willy up the rear quarter side pannel if it wasnt for two things...
number one...i wanted stick ma willy "doon the gub" of the wee hottie next to me...
and B...i had just bought a packet of philidelphia cheese and chive from the shops and was thinking what the f**k i was gonna do with the pack if i didnt like it and it tasted of rat pish...
put that in yer book...
was gonna get off the bus and drag ma willy up the rear quarter side pannel if it wasnt for two things...
number one...i wanted stick ma willy "doon the gub" of the wee hottie next to me...
and B...i had just bought a packet of philidelphia cheese and chive from the shops and was thinking what the f**k i was gonna do with the pack if i didnt like it and it tasted of rat pish...
put that in yer book...
