This doesnt apply to 95% of the nice people in this thread...
FFS, i'm fed up of all the c**ts on this forum! I wasnt asking for any sympathy, but I certainly didnt expect this many jokes/criticisms of my apparent driving. I didn't say Parada's were s**t tyres and the sole reason I hit a f**king pole. But after driving 3 other cars in the last few days I know they were a contributing factor. I'm not trying to justify the fact that yes; I had an accident - but accidents happen.
The council hadnt gritted any roads. It took over 2 hours to go through what is normally a 10 minute journey. Along the way there were at least 10 cars who had hit thing/each other and about 2x that were stuck spinning in the snow. I wish the 1 or 2 ken-block heros in this thread had to make that journey.
Yes - It was a straight road. But have a look at the first picture and you can see swiggly tyre marks on the road from other cars.
As for '2 bumps in 2 days' yes. So what? I kerbed a f**king wheel and then hit a bollard. Both happened at very slow speeds and yes were probably my fault for not bieng as amazing a driver as the rest of CS's heros.
Anyway - I'm over the bump. Its only metal and money. There are bigger things in life
Thanks to everyone who had kind and useful things to say, I'll try and get some quotes in the new year