Some F***ER has walked over my car!!!

MarkCup · May 9, 2006

No damage thankfully...just muddy footprints everywhere.

And if that isn't bad enough...he then forced his way into my house.

Luckily I caught him sniffing around and chased him the f*** out...

I caught a picture of him as he made his escape...

If anyone sees him, tell him he can forget Iams Premium for the next month...it's Tesco blue-stripe tinned sh*te from now on...

Rich · May 9, 2006

LOL

Cats of today, no respect

Guy · May 9, 2006

kill it

Andy_con · May 9, 2006

a gas powered plastic bb gun works a treat

pecan · May 9, 2006

lol, nice post.

thedoc · May 9, 2006

quality..
extra coat of wax on - then the little f.ka will glide straight off..

Aust1n · May 9, 2006

Next doors cat is a little b*****d.. Always clambers on the gt.. as the Clio's garaged... I'm a dog person too.. So its only a matter of time before the car repays the favor.

Adam · May 9, 2006

lol...b******s

MarkCup · May 9, 2006

Aust1n said:
So its only a matter of time before the car repays the favor.

Bit too harsh mate ^^^

It's worse in the winter...within 2 mins of pulling up and stepping inside, he's sat across the wipers, getting all the engine heat.

I'd shut him outside at night for punishment...but he'd probably just crap on the roof in revenge.

I've tried the (low powered) Airsoft springer BB gun too...he recognizes the sound of me loading and cocking it now and is running off before I get a bead on him LOL

I can't win :dapprove:

lawrence · May 9, 2006

if only cars could do what that sportka did in the banned advert, send the furry feckers flying with the bonnet,

Andy_con · May 9, 2006

MarkCup said:
Bit too harsh mate ^^^

It's worse in the winter...within 2 mins of pulling up and stepping inside, he's sat across the wipers, getting all the engine heat.

I'd shut him outside at night for punishment...but he'd probably just crap on the roof in revenge.

I've tried the (low powered) Airsoft springer BB gun too...he recognizes the sound of me loading and c**king it now and is running off before I get a bead on him LOL

I can't win :dapprove:

cocking it, get a gas powered one - no cocking semi auto mate, as fast as your finger can pull the trigger the bbs will keep coming

donofkarma · May 9, 2006

Nail the cat door shut and try and chase him out of hit! Won't be messing with the car for a while!

Lee · May 9, 2006

lol, the title of the thread had me wound up until I saw it.

MarkCup · May 9, 2006

andy_con said:
c**king it, get a gas powered one - no c**king semi auto mate, as fast as your finger can pull the trigger the bbs will keep coming

I've got two gas blow-backs and an AEG already...but have you taken a 0.2g BB at 328fps from 10 feet away? They hurt like f***, and the AEG spits out 20 rounds per second.

It would probably break his ribs or something...I can't do that...he's very calming when he's not trashing my car.

Nafoff · May 9, 2006

very good post mark....

luckily they don't seem to like mine

s4lkk · May 9, 2006

LOL! nice post

Andy.1.2-16v · May 9, 2006

Rich said:
LOL

Cats of today, no respect

Quality thread and comment.....:rofl:

Tucks · May 9, 2006

PmSL then,I had an image of you chasing someone Off the drive for a minute there!

patty · May 9, 2006

lol!!!!!

Andy_con · May 9, 2006

armed and dangerous

blue nose · May 9, 2006

Lee said:
lol, the title of the thread had me wound up until I saw it.

lmfao,,, so did i matey

fizzy_drink · May 9, 2006

LOL!

Hook, line and sinker!

ant · May 9, 2006

Jay · May 9, 2006

Kick it's ar$e!

Chili Red · May 9, 2006

I like the idea of extra wax on the roof so he slides off..however that would mean twenty claw stripes down the door!

Try a blast from a super soaker hehe

Leeshez · May 9, 2006

Oh dear lol

Tom_E · May 9, 2006

haha! i thought birds where bad!

Steviant · May 10, 2006

Tie some microfibre cloths round his paws, then sprinkle some catnip on the car!

Make him work for his food.

TheCake · May 10, 2006

LOL mate I found a bird sat on my car eating the dead bugs the other day. lol

Clio R · May 10, 2006

182WRC said:
Tie some microfibre cloths round his paws, then sprinkle some catnip on the car!

Make him work for his food.

hahaha

Day · May 10, 2006

How many times have I told you Mark

You need to decat...

kully · May 10, 2006

defo a bad pussy

Steviant · May 10, 2006

DarthCake said:
LOL mate I found a bird sat on my car eating the dead bugs the other day. lol

you sure it wasn't bread crumbs?

Day · May 10, 2006

*high five*

Jamie · May 10, 2006

how often do you have to replace the gas, in those gas bb guns?

i have a non gas bb gun, it was as powerful as i could get without being gas, must say its still a hoot shooting moving targets.

Kneel · May 10, 2006

182WRC said:
Tie some microfibre cloths round his paws, then sprinkle some catnip on the car!

Make him work for his food.

lol, we'll see how well that works if i ever catch the neighbours cat!

slow_assed_clio · May 10, 2006

donofkarma said:
Nail the cat door shut and try and chase him out of hit! Won't be messing with the car for a while!

LMFAO

***Sore sides cos im laughing too much***

That would sort the wee cunnt right out.. lol

I hate cats, especially these kinda fcukers that walk all over cars, and think they can get away with it..

Boil the kettle to just below boiling point, then put it into a turkey baster, or a water pistol, and then use that to fill a few water baloons.. i was told that cats hate water, so i just put 1+1 together= scald the wh0re, and get it wet in the process

job done

Tyson-182 · May 10, 2006

Wicked! Lol!

Tyson.

S Garbett · May 10, 2006

jonnyboy · May 10, 2006

trespassing cats = rugs

Some F***ER has walked over my car!!!

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