Some F***ER has walked over my car!!!

[MarkCup]

No damage thankfully...just muddy footprints everywhere.

And if that isn't bad enough...he then forced his way into my house.

Luckily I caught him sniffing around and chased him the f*** out...

I caught a picture of him as he made his escape...

If anyone sees him, tell him he can forget Iams Premium for the next month...it's Tesco blue-stripe tinned sh*te from now on...

 

[Rich]

LOL

Cats of today, no respect

 

[Guy]

kill it

 

[Andy_con]

a gas powered plastic bb gun works a treat

 

[pecan]

lol, nice post.

 

[thedoc]

quality..
extra coat of wax on - then the little f.ka will glide straight off..

 

[Aust1n]

Next doors cat is a little b*****d.. Always clambers on the gt.. as the Clio's garaged... I'm a dog person too.. So its only a matter of time before the car repays the favor.

 

[Adam]

lol...b******s

 

[MarkCup]

So its only a matter of time before the car repays the favor.

Bit too harsh mate ^^^

It's worse in the winter...within 2 mins of pulling up and stepping inside, he's sat across the wipers, getting all the engine heat.

I'd shut him outside at night for punishment...but he'd probably just crap on the roof in revenge.

I've tried the (low powered) Airsoft springer BB gun too...he recognizes the sound of me loading and cocking it now and is running off before I get a bead on him LOL

I can't win :dapprove:

 

[lawrence]

if only cars could do what that sportka did in the banned advert, send the furry feckers flying with the bonnet,

 

[Andy_con]

Bit too harsh mate ^^^

It's worse in the winter...within 2 mins of pulling up and stepping inside, he's sat across the wipers, getting all the engine heat.

I'd shut him outside at night for punishment...but he'd probably just crap on the roof in revenge.

I've tried the (low powered) Airsoft springer BB gun too...he recognizes the sound of me loading and c**king it now and is running off before I get a bead on him LOL

I can't win :dapprove:

cocking it, get a gas powered one - no cocking semi auto mate, as fast as your finger can pull the trigger the bbs will keep coming

 

[donofkarma]

Nail the cat door shut and try and chase him out of hit! Won't be messing with the car for a while!

 

[Lee]

lol, the title of the thread had me wound up until I saw it.

 

[MarkCup]

c**king it, get a gas powered one - no c**king semi auto mate, as fast as your finger can pull the trigger the bbs will keep coming

I've got two gas blow-backs and an AEG already...but have you taken a 0.2g BB at 328fps from 10 feet away? They hurt like f***, and the AEG spits out 20 rounds per second.

It would probably break his ribs or something...I can't do that...he's very calming when he's not trashing my car.

 

[Nafoff]

very good post mark....

luckily they don't seem to like mine

 

[s4lkk]

LOL! nice post

 

[Andy.1.2-16v]

LOL

Cats of today, no respect

Quality thread and comment.....:rofl:

 

[Tucks]

PmSL then,I had an image of you chasing someone Off the drive for a minute there!

 

[patty]

lol!!!!!

 

[Andy_con]

armed and dangerous

 

[blue nose]

lol, the title of the thread had me wound up until I saw it.

lmfao,,, so did i matey

 

[fizzy_drink]

LOL!

Hook, line and sinker!

 

[ant]

 

[Jay]

Kick it's ar$e!

 

[Chili Red]

I like the idea of extra wax on the roof so he slides off..however that would mean twenty claw stripes down the door!

Try a blast from a super soaker hehe

 

[Leeshez]

Oh dear lol

 

[Tom_E]

haha! i thought birds where bad!

 

[Steviant]

Tie some microfibre cloths round his paws, then sprinkle some catnip on the car!

Make him work for his food.

 

[TheCake]

LOL mate I found a bird sat on my car eating the dead bugs the other day. lol

 

[Clio R]

Tie some microfibre cloths round his paws, then sprinkle some catnip on the car!

Make him work for his food.

hahaha

 

[Day]

How many times have I told you Mark

You need to decat...

 

[kully]

defo a bad pussy

 

[Steviant]

LOL mate I found a bird sat on my car eating the dead bugs the other day. lol

you sure it wasn't bread crumbs?

 

[Day]

*high five*

 

[Jamie]

how often do you have to replace the gas, in those gas bb guns?

i have a non gas bb gun, it was as powerful as i could get without being gas, must say its still a hoot shooting moving targets.

 

[Kneel]

Tie some microfibre cloths round his paws, then sprinkle some catnip on the car!

Make him work for his food.

lol, we'll see how well that works if i ever catch the neighbours cat!

 

[slow_assed_clio]

Nail the cat door shut and try and chase him out of hit! Won't be messing with the car for a while!

LMFAO

***Sore sides cos im laughing too much***

That would sort the wee cunnt right out.. lol

I hate cats, especially these kinda fcukers that walk all over cars, and think they can get away with it..

Boil the kettle to just below boiling point, then put it into a turkey baster, or a water pistol, and then use that to fill a few water baloons.. i was told that cats hate water, so i just put 1+1 together= scald the wh0re, and get it wet in the process job done

 

[Tyson-182]

Wicked! Lol!

Tyson.

 

[S Garbett]

lol

 

[jonnyboy]

trespassing cats = rugs