Quote: Originally posted by Vicky on 05 September 2003
erm, whats an offset??
Offset is the same as Offday.
You go out one morning to check your offset and notice a the jacking point is buckled
When you get back home from Halfords with your nice new £60.00 trolley jack, you suddenly realise you have lost the locking nut key.
So its now lunchtime. You go on the Cliosport forum and ask everyone "What should I do?" Waitig around until 2.30pm for a sensible answer, you get on the phone to your local garage who agree to blow torch your wheel nuts off. £60.00
Back to Halfords you go ( £1.50 bus fair ). Armed with you lovely shiny new wheel nut kit, you hurry back to the garage just in time for them to put the new wheel nuts on for you.
At last your back home, but Ooops with all that commotion going on you forgot to take a note off your offset. Damn it!
A quick bite to eat ( 6.30pm ) and off you rush back to the trolley jack for a serious attempt at what you where told would be a piece of p*ss.
WhoooHooo ! you can get the wheel off easy as pie and all is going well.
Well, until you look at your watch and notice its 8.55pm and the Cliosport meet ( 70 miles away ) is due to start at 7.30pm.
OMG OMG! Outta my way everybody Im gonna be late!
Just as your about to rush out for the meet, the phone rings. The girlfriend asks if your ready for the club. CLUB? CLUB? F*KK OFF BYTCH Im off to the Clio meet.
Finally you reach the meet point only to find theres not a single Clio in site? They where all moved on by the old bill. Now its 10.30pm and you have just about had enough when you hear a loud bang from the rear. A flat tyre. Now dont you wish you had taken that heavy trolley jack with you?
Sunday morning and £120.00 ( AA bill ) later, you add up the cost and the loss of your girlfriend and wonder why the hell you bothered buying a car.
You have to wait 3 months now to pay off the Visa bill before you can even think of getting those new alloys whose offset was on a piece off paper ermm somewhere?
What is offset? Offset is an Offday and dont let anybody tell you otherwise.