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Stupid, stupid (Female) drivers!



  Low!
Just had my car sprayed and finished fitting all the painted parts yesterday.

On the way home from shopping today, there is a very tight corner that there is only space for one car to go round. Another car happened to be coming the other way so I stopped but could not reverse as there was another car behind.

The STUPID woman decides to mount the pavement and squeeze through removing half the paint on my newly painted rear bumper and scratching the rear quarter panel.



Cheers love. :mad:
 
It won't be her fault. It'll be because there wasn't enough room. Actually listened to this excuse when an ex drove my car into a concrete pillar.
 
EVERY time I see an example of completely retarded driving, it's a female behind the wheel. Whoever let them out of the kitchen needs a good slap.
 
Sorry to hear this.

I had to do an emergency stop on a roundabout on monday because a woman in an A-class pulled out.
 
Yeah women are s**t drivers. Or, to be more fair - If there's a s**t driver, it is more likely it is a woman.

And why are they so adverse to thanking you for letting them out/in?! I'm a fairly considerate driver and so often let people out/in but if it's a woman they NEVER thank me. Probably one of the few things on the road that wind me up.
 
  Iceberg 172
Yeah women are s**t drivers. Or, to be more fair - If there's a s**t driver, it is more likely it is a woman.

And why are they so adverse to thanking you for letting them out/in?! I'm a fairly considerate driver and so often let people out/in but if it's a woman they NEVER thank me. Probably one of the few things on the road that wind me up.

Do you look like a rapist?

Try letting out fat birds... they're more grateful apparently.
 

Short Norman

ClioSport Club Member
  997 C4S
I was coming up the M1 yesterday and in the slow lane there was a megane driving about a couple of car lengths off of the back of a lorry gritting the motorway. The grit was flying all over it must have been making some right noise inside the megane, and guess what it was a woman driving.

Why would you continuously follow so close behind a lorry throwing grit out...
 
I was coming up the M1 yesterday and in the slow lane there was a megane driving about a couple of car lengths off of the back of a lorry gritting the motorway. The grit was flying all over it must have been making some right noise inside the megane, and guess what it was a woman driving.

Why would you continuously follow so close behind a lorry throwing grit out...

Probaly thinks shes getting a free car wash.
 
  Listerine & Poledo
I was coming up the M1 yesterday and in the slow lane there was a megane driving about a couple of car lengths off of the back of a lorry gritting the motorway. The grit was flying all over it must have been making some right noise inside the megane, and guess what it was a woman driving.

Why would you continuously follow so close behind a lorry throwing grit out...

too busy texting to notice?
listening to Rhianna, thinking it must be track?
confused that the kitchen looks different somehow? why's there a wheel where the sink should be?
 
  Iceberg 172
too busy texting to notice?
listening to Rhianna, thinking it must be track?
confused that the kitchen looks different somehow? why's there a wheel where the sink should be?

Maybe she wanted the front of her car sandblasted and thought "ooh, lets get it done for free! RAT LOOK FTW!"
 
I believe that there is scientific evidence to suggest that females have poor spacial awareness than males, along with poor hand / eye coordination...hence it should come as no surprise that they are commonly labelled as being inferior drivers. My question then is why are insurance companies more keen to insure female drivers rather than males? Statistically I suspose males, especially young males, are more likely to be involved in accidents - probably related to showing off, bravado and speeding. However...I know from my own experience that nothing winds you up as much as incompetent drivers who then lead to other drivers taking risks to avoid.
 
  Iceberg 172
I believe that there is scientific evidence to suggest that females have poor spacial awareness than males, along with poor hand / eye coordination...hence it should come as no surprise that they are commonly labelled as being inferior drivers. My question then is why are insurance companies more keen to insure female drivers rather than males? Statistically I suspose males, especially young males, are more likely to be involved in accidents - probably related to showing off, bravado and speeding. However...I know from my own experience that nothing winds you up as much as incompetent drivers who then lead to other drivers taking risks to avoid.

They have Boobs.
 
Do you look like a rapist?.

More like a serial killer tbf. But surely following that reasoning I'm less likely to wear their skin as a "girl suit" if they thank me?

Unless they're thinking I'm likely to construe their gesture of thanks as some sort of come-on to keep them in my basement for a while. In which case it's fair enough really.
 


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