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"I said a ten second burger, not a ten minute burger. "
"You could throw this across the grill, or flip it."
"You couldn't even flip that across the grill."
"No Faith."
"I have faith in you, but this isn't a KFC. This is a McDonalds"
I saw Hectar, he is running milkshakes, with 3 Spoons!
Talk to me Jessie, this ain't working man - there's a hole in your chip box man, thats why your unloading after the 3rd chip, If we lighten the brown bag and tune the SAUSE timer you'l eat 9 (times more)
Whats the deal on these snacks? Same MO, same neon glow from the promotional packaging, same yakimosho straws
"Mia, I'm a McDonalds employee"
"What are you talking about, Brian?"
"Ever since I met you, I've been undercover, I'm a 3* employee"
"Oh, you b*****d. You b*****d!"
That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-frying circuit. Last fry up of the season, he was coming into the final batch of chips when a burger flipper named Kenny Linder tapped his back and put him into the fryer at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father fried to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the fryer beeped it was finished. They said it was me that was screaming
I saw Linder about a week later. I had a bunch of napkins in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the fryers for life.