The new clio advert

[Crybert]

Not sure if it’s been posted already but if you haven’t seen it, it’s actually really good. Love the version of wonder wall and actually think the new clio looks really nice.

 

[Andy P]

The new Clio is a step up from the previous version in every department and anyone thinking of one, well worth looking into.

 

[Mark.B]

I think the marketing people at Renault put the lesbians in just to take the attention away from what an ugly blob the car is . . . . . . . . . looks like it worked 😱

 

[Martin_172]

cool idea with the different years of cars but is it just me that thinks the weird lesbo story line takes the attention away from the car 😂 welcome to f**king 2019

 

[White16valver]

So Clios create lesbianism??

Needs far more Valver in that ad - way too much time focusing on that poverty spec yellow thing.

Missed opportunity, though - number plate on the new car should have been WE69 RUG.

 

[Mark.B]

The Papa & Nicole adverts from the 90's always seemed to be more about the people than the car, guess they worked though.

We've had Lesbians in a Clio, a drag queen and a Twingo, at this rate it has to be a transgender Megane driver next surely 🤣

 

[Krarl]

"The all new clio"

*Looks like any other MK4 clio but now looks like the subject of inbreeding with a Megane*

 

[cat171]

That Naples Valver!

Although that reg on the DVLA says it's grey, (and apparently it's an automatic RT) Naples red wasn't out on an L Reg. And the car is a Phase 2 (which it should be) f**k sake Renault! As gimps care about accuracy of these things!

 

[R3k1355]

Us gimps won't be buying one though, now they've sacked off the RS vehicles.

New Peugeot 208 is shipping soon, if you're interested in average French hatchbacks.

 

[White16valver]

That Naples Valver!

Although that reg on the DVLA says it's grey, (and apparently it's an automatic RT) Naples red wasn't out on an L Reg. And the car is a Phase 2 (which it should be) f**k sake Renault! As gimps care about accuracy of these things!

Top Nerding

 

[cat171]

Cheers!
I hate inconsistencies!

I remember back in the day in a Tesco's advert with a blue Vauxhall Astra which had the same reg as a Ford Sierra police car at the start of The Bill (K923 ARX) It annoyed me! Lol!!

 

[Andy P]

There seems a parallel between this and when the MK 4 RS came out. A lot of people having a opinion of the car without ever driving one.

 

[R3k1355]

There seems a parallel between this and when the MK 4 RS came out. A lot of people having a opinion of the car without ever driving one.

You mean the car that everyone said would be shite? Then it was released and it was indeed shite??

That Mk4 RS ??

 

[GiT]

There's barely any new clio in it! Just some shady girl on girl action that triggered sod all pant movement.


TO PORNHUB!!!!

 

[Martin_172]

You mean the car that everyone said would be shite? Then it was released and it was indeed shite??

That Mk4 RS ??

Says everyone who's never owned one lol

 

[bloke]

The Papa & Nicole adverts from the 90's always seemed to be more about the people than the car, guess they worked though.

We've had Lesbians in a Clio, a drag queen and a Twingo, at this rate it has to be a transgender Megane driver next surely 🤣

incest to lesbians in 30 years

 

[timmy c]

AS mentioned I think the new ad is more about the people than the car - I don't think it sells it very well. First time I saw it it took me a while to work out what the hell it was all about. Anyway I quite liked Nicole and PaPa - had a bit of humour to it!

 

[massiveCoRbyn]

The car seems to be receiving decent reviews so far. I don't mind the looks. Pretty inoffensive but it's just an average hatchback at the end of the day, so it's understandable. The race version looks pretty good.

The ad is ok. A bit 'virtue signalling' but seems to be the way of things. If you believe the TV, half the population is LGBT and the other half is in a mixed race relationship. It's very strange.

 

[Clio182mike]

I thought that advert was a bit harsh on the guy she married because she ran off with the kid back to her 😂

 

[CKNOBoy]

EDIT: Didn't see how old the topic was. Comment removed.

 

[White16valver]

I thought that advert was a bit harsh on the guy she married because she ran off with the kid back to her 😂

But you forget - it's apparently fine for men to be treated badly.

 

[Tez.]

They should have used us lot for the ad lol

Im sure theres 2 guys on here that could gay it up at the end . Drive away into the sunset in the new clio lol

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

They should have used us lot for the ad lol

Im sure theres 2 guys on here that could gay it up at the end . Drive away into the sunset in the new clio lol

@Typhoon would be up for it

 

[Typhoon]

@Typhoon would be up for it

Wishful hoping, you flirt.

 

[rs 1an]

You mean the car that everyone said would be shite? Then it was released and it was indeed shite??

That Mk4 RS ??

i seem to remember the MK 3 was shite until the heroes on here saved up enough to buy one, lol, oh but sorry they made it better by putting a megane engine in it.