The worst car I've ever had to do in my life.

[Bluebeard]

There are no words to describe the smell coming out of this car. Foul putrid rotting dog piss, dog hair, piss on the seats, every piece of interior trim is coated in a film of nicotine.... Never seen anything like it. Oh and that passenger footwell is rock solid. No idea what it is or how it got there but it's like hardened varnish. That smells of piss.

My customers instructions; Get it wet, do what the f**k you want. I don't care just get the ming out of it. So I've sprayed the whole interior with engine degreaser, used my 1500psi 95 degree steam cleaner and power washed the lot apart from the seats. I then used a wet vac and sucked outas much water as I could and i've left it to dry over night. I'll see what's what in the morning.

This car was part exchanged. It#s not been parked up and left, some specimen has been driving this daily!!!! Ffs!

Anyway, pics. (I also included a pic of the horrific bodykit on it)


Utter piece of s**t.

Drivers seat;

Rear footwell;

Front passenger footwell;

Overall view;

Stuff growing;

s**t bodykit;

 

[George182]

Nice!

 

[Russ_16v]

looks, errm, lovely Dan!

I'd be stripping the seats and carpets out to clean that s**t

Oh and if you ever want a new decent industrial jetwash, I sell them at work

 

[Bluebeard]

looks, errm, lovely Dan!

I'd be stripping the seats and carpets out to clean that s**t

Oh and if you ever want a new decent industrial jetwash, I sell them at work

If it was mine, i'd have bought a second hand carpet and binned the s**t that's in there. But he's a minge so won't.

Dead handy i'll keep that in mind!

 

[Brian]

:dead:

It says a lot about a person, the state they keep their car.

Were you wearing a mask? you'll be ill next week !

 

[Rob]

That is proper savage. I look forward to the turn around, take some actual pics of the finished product this time you bellend.

 

[l33th3tr33]

That's f**king minging. I hope you've got a bio hazard suit handy.

 

[Cub.]

That's revolting. I agree with Brian. Says a lot.

 

[Nik]

Grim :dead:

 

[McGherkin]

Those mouldy footwells.... Bork.

Probably almost as bad as the Merc we p/xed in to you though!

 

[Bluebeard]

That is proper savage. I look forward to the turn around, take some actual pics of the finished product this time you bellend.

f**k you snapback. I'll try to remember, promise.

 

[v15ben]

It's not even that old and s**t of a car either!
Was expecting a 15-year old heap from the title.
Good work so far!

 

[Lady L]

The cars reasonably new can't believe someone let it get in that state! That's rank

 

[Inequality Street]

Did you see the previous owner? We're they clearly a scrot?

 

[bampot]

Could be a great advert for your business if it comes out alright. Looking forward to the update.

 

[Mr R.]

Dirty scum bag's, don't think its as bad as that people carrier you did where you had to wash the roof lining?

 

[Bluebeard]

Dirty scum bag's, don't think its as bad as that people carrier you did where you had to wash the roof lining?

Lol, that was the first week I started! I had to throw my clothes in the bin after all the juice was running down my arms from washing the roof lining! lol.

This is worse though, trust me.

 

[Russ_16v]

If it was mine, i'd have bought a second hand carpet and binned the s**t that's in there. But he's a minge so won't.

Dead handy i'll keep that in mind!

I sell pretty much everything lol, so keep me in mind for whatever you need mate, oh and i'll give you a pound if you rub your face in the carpets

 

[McGherkin]

Fcuking hell, that roof lining's worse than in a Rettendon Range Rover.

 

[Mr R.]

Yeah that's the one matey.

 

[bigrez]

What complete dog s**t.

Being a cab, I wonder if it was a lady....if so, God help her hygiene!

 

[Inequality Street]

Fcuking hell, that roof lining's worse than in a Rettendon Range Rover.

Flol!

 

[Lady L]

How do u get a roof lining dirty :-s

 

[Bluebeard]

How do u get a roof lining dirty :-s

 

[Lady L]

Of course! I'm not a smoker didn't think of that gross!

 

[trophy427]

I hope your getting a lot of money for that. I dont think I could get close enough to clean it.

 

[Bluebeard]

I hope your getting a lot of money for that. I dont think I could get close enough to clean it.

I charge £20 an hour and this should take no more than 3.

I did the hardest part tonight and that only took 30 minutes.

 

[Leeshez]

Pure filth LOL.

 

[Inequality Street]

I charge £20 an hour and this should take no more than 3.

I did the hardest part tonight and that only took 30 minutes.

That's a good bloody price for that! Fair play

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

That's a good bloody price for that! Fair play

Was gonna say!

Dan I think your massively under pricing your work if you bring that back into any sort of respectable state!

 

[Bluebeard]

Was gonna say!

Dan I think your massively under pricing your work if you bring that back into any sort of respectable state!

I've got a wife and kids mate, I can't be picky. Money is money at the end of the day.

 

[Gally]

Horrible! Joking aside! That's got to have had a leak at some point Dan?

Roof left down maybe?

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

I've got a wife and kids mate, I can't be picky. Money is money at the end of the day.

Fair play mate x

 

[Bluebeard]

Horrible! Joking aside! That's got to have had a leak at some point Dan?

Roof left down maybe?

I reckon the roof has been left down and it's all got soaking wet and mouldy.

Then some chump has put a space heater in the passenger door and burnt the carpet trying to dry it out.

If I was a detective, that would be my angle on the situation anyway.

 

[Gally]

Agreed. Well play captain.

 

[cat171]

That is f*cking minging!!

 

[Alastair.]

Body kit is bad ass!

 

[Bluebeard]

Body kit is bad. It's ass!

I've corrected you.

 

[Alastair.]

Bet the scuttle drains are blocked, water coming in from under the dash. Least of your problems though.

 

[HC07YER]

I want to see your after pictures!