Things you shouldn't do in a Clio...

[dynodan]

1. Put your favourite chocolate snack in the centre console with the heater set even remotely warm...

 

[aucky]

2. Attempt to put any shape or size of open container in the cup holders. It will end in tears.

 

[Dom_capper]

Crash in to small children/ animals/ old persons.

 

[General Dave]

Attempt to pin point a certain rattle.

 

[JamesBryan]

Lift off.

 

[N4TH4N]

Sex in one. Way too small

 

[imprezaworks]

Sex in one. Way too small

Let's not just make stuff up.

 

[boultonn]

Look at your MPG

 

[Advikaz]

Let's not just make stuff up.

Haha,

I tried it once. Didn't work, ended up with cramp .....

Everywhere.

Stick to head unless you're a dwarf.

 

[Stay Puft]

Open the boot. I have 0 rattles, open the boot and then it rattles for the next few days then settles and stops rattling, until i open the boot again!

 

[JamesBryan]

Open the boot. I have 0 rattles, open the boot and then it rattles for the next few days then settles and stops rattling, until i open the boot again!

Parcel shelf?

 

[Pacman.]

Sex in one. Way too small

This has been convered in a different thread. But there was a member on here that used to partake in films of the adult kind and one was of her in the Clio.

 

[Pauleds]

This has been convered in a different thread. But there was a member on here that used to partake in films of the adult kind and one was of her in the Clio.

Links or it didn't happen!

 

[Pacman.]

Google Harvey J uk pornstar


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[Pacman.]

Infact don't lol


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[Knuckles]

This has been convered in a different thread. But there was a member on here that used to partake in films of the adult kind and one was of her in the Clio.

That's not where I thought you were going with that. It reminded me of @dann2707 's hippocrocopig story lol

 

[cat171]

Attempt a three point turn :neutral:

 

[Goodj]

impress people.

(outside of bonefide car enthusiast circles)

 

[imprezaworks]

Winning ^

 

[BGEarles]

Google Harvey J uk pornstar


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182 RB cup? Least she knew its the fast colour.



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[welshname]

FPMSL that's her.

But yeah don't attempt to out pace modern diesel rep mobiles

 

[Goodj]

good job it's not got the FF seats, the suedette would be ruined

 

[flebay]

This has been convered in a different thread. But there was a member on here that used to partake in films of the adult kind and one was of her in the Clio.

I remember the 182 racing blue on a dogging mission with don dogging roobles ,killergram

 

[N4TH4N]

Let's not just make stuff up.

Make what up? It really is difficult. Oh and sleeping in it which I have done on numerous occasions

 

[Mr Plums]

Pee in a coke can while racing an evo down a B road

 

[imprezaworks]

Make what up? It really is difficult. Oh and sleeping in it which I have done on numerous occasions

 

[Travelman868]

Sex in one. Way too small

Are you suggesting you are too big?

 

[DaveDreads]

Assume your gearbox has oil in it.

 

[20vKarlos]

Try and start it :coldsweat:

 

[N4TH4N]

Are you suggesting you are too big?

I am a fat f**k tbh

 

[20vKarlos]

I am a fat f**k tbh

😂😂😂

 

[Mr Plums]

I am a fat f**k tbh

Your just right mate.

 

[Clio_fool]

Say the word "reliable". Or think it.

 

[danj.richardson]

Assume that the AUTO WIPERS are any good [emoji14]

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