WARNING-1997 1.2 rn owners

[DAVESQUADHEAVY]

i had the rear break light on the boot under the windscreen stolen from my clio(its very easy).they can then access the boot by getting to the lock through the massive hole that the break light has just left!

 

[papa?]

Most common thieves are too stupid to notice tho - I mean they are serious f**k wits!

I used to have a 205GTi - anybord who owns a Peugeot knows that to get into the boot you have to push a button to release the lock... thieves tried to get into the boot on mine by ripping out the lock...

"Hold on a sec - doesnt ripping out the lock remove the button as well?!?!" I hear you say...

Why yes it does - therefore preventing anyone from getting into the boot at all!

I repeat - F**k Wits!!!

 

[papa?]

Doh - must remember to check my spelling...

 

[DAVESQUADHEAVY]

i know they are scum!

i was lucky,got a new 1 for a fiver off the local breaker,renault wanted £22 + v.a.t

 

[RobFenn]

Is a 1997 model a mk1 or mk2 clio?

 

[DAVESQUADHEAVY]

mk 1

 

[Daz]

Mk1, Phase3

 

[DAVESQUADHEAVY]

aint sure wot phase m8,the newest out of the mk1s

 

[STICKER TWONK]

Tis phase 3s

 

[RobFenn]

This is a design fault, shouldnt you inform Renault, and claim compensation?!

 

[DAVESQUADHEAVY]

good shout!!it is a design fault seeing you can get it out with a pair of keys!!!!

 

[BenR]

um, i can get into my car with a coat hanger.........which is scary....locked myself out so head to learn fast, now i can do any car with the pop-up type door locks.

i dont feel so safe now....

 

[Mike Wright]

Ueah i can get into your car BenR with a bit of packing tape!

But dont blame me for eating all your sweets in the glove box! it wasnt me

 

[BenR]

yea, my bro in law taight me that one! lol

But packing tape/freakin hard plastic stuff wasnt available at the time.....haha

I dont keep sweets......i keep donuts

 

[clio toe]

But surely it would bend the keys if you wedge it out with them !

 

[DAVESQUADHEAVY]

YEAH UR KEYS

 

[STICKER TWONK]

Theres another design fault in mk1 clios you might not know about, friend of mine told me!
The 2 water hole things under the rear windscreen, whack a couple of screwdrivers in it and itll pop out!

 

[BenR]

yea, many cars do that, spesh MK1 golfs! you can fart on the rear window and itll pop out.