What have vandals, and careless bastads for that matter done to your Clio? In order they happened. I have had these. I live in a nice area too!
1. Cracked rear light when left in shop car park
2. A door that now reads like brail due to all the door marks from uni car park
3. Attempted nickage, screwdriver in lock and dent around the lock area.
4. Medium Keyed, keyed down one rear panel (While on holiday)
5. At the same time 3 Alloy valve caps nicked as No.4 wouldnt come off (While on holiday)
6. Valve caps nicked for the second time