I want her to hide lots of new potatoes up there, then fire them all out, rapid fire style.
She needs to be wearing some slutty outfit, and the batman mask.
Fcuk me, I'm halfway up the pipe...
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That's not random. Getting her to put an electric whisk up there and make a cake with it would be.
Whatever she shoves up herself needs to be put up for sale on her eBay site.
If it was my mum I'd be in such confused sexual state right now.
Looks like she's from Dorset that's down your way?
bigstew21 is certainly a keen pervert
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wine bottles an obvious shout, she's bound to have a few. Maybe even up there already
TBH seen her tits etc now anyway, so unless she is going to fcuk herself with a phase1 gear lever im out.
I'm going home tonight and selling all of my wife's used everything