Whats wrong with your car right now??

[Marru]

springs are too bouncy
needs a new rear tyre
side light bulb needs replacing
needs a new key as immobiliser wont work and let me drive the damn thing

 

[Adam93]

Number plate lights don't work.
Exhaust is blowing at the joints so needs re pasting.
Rear tyres need replacing.

 

[dalemalley]

Everything