.......your mum drive your car!!
as my mums megane is in for servicing shes been driving my clio for the last few days.
I got woken up this morning by a phone call from her saying "why didnt you tell me the car was nearly out of petrol, its about to run out!"
maybe because it wasnt when i gave it to you 2 days ago you daft cow!!!
now im scared to get it back incase shes dragged a load of sh*t through from the bottom of the petrol tank! Grrrrrrrrr! bloody mums!