Impreza (Do you speak chav?) Pistonheads

[lewisniven]

Awful looking car, but the advert made me chuckle, mainly becuase i didnt understand a word of it.

http://pistonheads.co.uk/sales/428748.htm

 

[Josh220]

mate price no way lol.

 

[Vern]

wtf, what a tit

 

[NOT! gary l]

Im gonna send him some of these , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , just out the goodness of my heart.

 

[cat171]

I too have no idea wtf he's on about.

 

[ForceIndia]

reg plate "WNK", kinda fitting

 

[MrMark]

that has to be a 10 year old placing a spoof advertisment! lmao

 

[Alastair.]

lol would love 2 meet the person who wrote that, maybe it was DEVVO ON WWW.FAT-PIE.COM LMFAO

 

[gaz_5103]

here, i understand every word of that advert :|:| thats not good.

 

[ozzy19]

reg plate "WNK", kinda fitting

So true lol

 

[Pete.]

I would translate, but then that would imply that I could speak chav innit!

 

[Chris_Cliomk1]

reg plate "WNK", kinda fitting

Lol i just noticed that, thats crackin! as if he didnt blank it out. But what a tit, the last line makes noooo sense but i understand the rest lol

 

[Mavez]

Not one full stop, I almost passed out when trying to decipher it.

 

[jman]

if he's gettin' rid 'cause he's gettin'a s line .... why den duz he wanna par x it wiv a onda ???

 

[Beef-Mc]

Can't even get the right website either.

Pistonhead.com eh?

 

[carbon_clio]

selling due to getting an audi s line part ex for an accord type r nobother lol things a dog

 

[dandycaptain]

WTF is he saying???

 

[Hutchie]

WTF is he saying???

something about a turbo that runs on old oil after the car is switched off?? and it has "steal" plates down the side of this magic old oil burning turbo, ask his mate who knows about cars he will tell you the price is cheapest on here innit