From start to (nearly) finish..mk2 ph2 pearl black Euro...

[pinky]

Still awaitin pic - right arm primed and kecks down

I said ...you first :rasp:
I could be a right minger..but that probably wouldnt matter

 

[MATT BLACK]

Ive seen you in a pic you hussy


I would give you one
















( out of 10 )

 

[pinky]

hahahaha...Cheeky

You in a mankini, scrubbing first..lol

 

[pinky]

Haha all mouth no action:rasp:

 

[MATT BLACK]

:rasp: < ........ One of your favourite pastimes LOL ?

 

[pinky]

No..actually I think more likely to be yours

 

[MATT BLACK]

Demonstration can be arranged ?

 

[pinky]

I like watching men kiss..gets me all hot...pmsl!

 

[MATT BLACK]

JESUS !!!!!! ..... is that you in the pic you PM'd me ??? ..........i was only joking when i said a "G" string......you didnt have to go the whole hog and show me your Beaver

 

[pinky]

Flol

Well I wasnt very impressed with the one you sent me! not that I have a large Muller fruit corner...but that would be like throwing a party sausage in the channel tunnel:rasp:

 

[MATT BLACK]

bltch



I might have a small organ but i didnt know i would be playing in a cathedral

 

[pinky]

Well some say size dont matter and its all about technique...but they are just being (very) kind. Have all you girfriends owned a rampant rabbit by any chance??

PMSL @ the spamage..glad this is my thread..lol.

 

[MATT BLACK]

Nah .... never needed one with my tackle.

Seeing as you've been about a bit ( minge has seen more action this month than wimbledon ) have any of your boyfriends owned one of these ??

 

[pinky]

PMSL literally

No...they have all drowned....thats why I go through so many..should maybe invest in one of those mamas:rasp:

 

[Hazza]

ERrrrr what happened to this thread? lol

 

[pinky]

ERrrrr what happened to this thread? lol

lol..not quite sure myself tbh...but funny as fook

 

[MATT BLACK]

Occ : Student Nurse ( says it all )

Went out with one once - a right messy little bltch. Suck a golf ball through a hose pipe - couldnt get her off her knees



Going home now for some tea

 

[pinky]

Detail..lol!

Tea and a cold shower I would say :rasp:

 

[MATT BLACK]

Tea and milk tastes better

 

[riz]

if u changed your plate for a french one i think the car would look awesome

 

[MATT BLACK]

Mate you've ruined the atmosphere now

 

[pinky]

My jaw has just dropped to the floor...you dont mess with your words do you. ..hahahaha.
Well I'll be thinking of you ..pmsl!

 

[riz]

sorry man havent you got a family? :rasp:

 

[pinky]

if u changed your plate for a french one i think the car would look awesome

Want to get one (well two) but would be too scared of getting a pull and 3 points.:dapprove:


Yeah and how dare you raise the tone of this thread

 

[riz]

lol your current metal plates are illegal too,
oh and can i have a pic please, baby oil and fist waiting

 

[pinky]

Now thats more like it

They are plastic..and only show plates...if they were real they would cost £45k

 

[riz]

the baby oil is dripping on the floor now, pics?

 

[pinky]

Oh go on then...lets see all the mess your making with the baby oil...think you should send them by PM though.

 

[BIFCAIDS]

yea but dont get french plates with german font! thats a FAIL no i know what cross it is, just sayin thats all as a fellow euro LOVER lol i do love my dubs other than anything else tho

 

[pinky]

Good man^^

 

[riz]

yea but dont get french plates with german font! thats a FAIL no i know what cross it is, just sayin thats all as a fellow euro LOVER lol i do love my dubs other than anything else tho

lol i didnt like the French font i preferred the German one, noone except u has ever noticed tbh

 

[jack_davey]

this is a bit of a mental thread, reminds me of times on corsasport.co.uk lol!

 

[Renault_Boy01]

can we please get this thread cleared up !

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

Don't see what's euro about it personally, which is probably why I like it!

If those are the angel lights that Ktec sell then they look better on a car than they do in the pics, those red details on the black rear lights look quite cool too. Leather... Ya tis nice, but why???

If you change the bumper to an 04 dynamique before smoothing then it would look perfect imo.

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

Just read the rest of the thread...

1/ WTF
2/ Don't get french plates
3/ RS Grill is popular for a reason, get one.