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A chav in a megane convertible pulled alongside me in my 182 and started revving his engine.
Chav: What size engine does that have
Me: 2 litre
Chav: Same as this mate
Me: That's funny it says 1.6 on the side?
Chav: I put a 2 litre in it.
Me: Why? Laughed and drove away