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What the f*ck did you film that on, an iMax cinema camera? Can't watch them, they crashed my laptop and my Fisher Price phone.

I rely on be very recognisable, that way I don't have to remember anyone's names, not that I could if I wanted to, my mind isn't what it used to be and it used to be shite, so these days i've got no chance.

When I stopped using the RAC they bombarded me with phone calls and texts constantly, i'd get a minimum of three texts a day and at least one phone call a day for well over a month, in the end I had to threaten them with the ombudsman and legal action for harassment to get them to stop, f*cking...

I must admit mate, I was more scared in your car than anyone else's, those tyres were sketchy as f*ck in the heat, thank god for 50/50 weight distribution, the driver was ok too. 😉

What a sh*t end to your weekend.

I think he was just a random nutcase he didn't take off or land at the track, he gave us a good show for 20 mins and flew off into the distance.

No, I won't survive.

Then he reads how we all talk to each other and thinks 'f*ck this place they're all pricks'!

The R32's number plate lights are brighter than my headlights.

I like the shot of the sun setting over my Golf, it looks good from a distance.

You did well to keep him in sight, he was f*cking rapid in that thing and he wasn't even using the curbs, I asked him what percentage he was at and he said 90%, the other 10% was the curbs he was avoiding so he wasn't too hard on the car.

You really are a f*ck up. :ROFLMAO:

Why is your name still The Handbrake Kid, I thought we were going with The Crop Duster? (until it gets changed to the next stupid thing you do)

Paying someone is definitely the way forward cleaning cars is a shite laugh, people that are into detailing need their hard drives checking.

They gave up after an hour, it's still full of dog hair.

Can I buy tickets on the day....

Yeah, get a better job, I showed them what they were in for before they started and they still said twenty quid, so I have no sympathy for them they did it to themselves. I get one weekend with a clean car before the dog goes back in it, I even hoovered the worst of it out and cleaned the...

These people are not having a good time, he had to call in reinforcements

There's a Chinese at the end of the road that's pretty good, 5 min drive.

Last time I saw you, you were pushing Luke @Hixle around Tony Hunters garden in a wheelbarrow.

Plenty of time for a novice to learn the track, then quickly realise they're in over your head when everyone's all over their bumper 16 minutes later.

If I didn't know he was a copper, i'd definitely ask him for some disco biscuits, he looks the type.

I hope you hovered my bedroom out?

I've seen Clio's half dismantled and rebuilt at CSF, if anyone breaks down on track they're in the right place to get it fixed.

I haven't even cleaned my car yet.

F*ck it, @Paul.M just look for the bloke that looks like can smell the blood of an English man, fee fi fo fum.

Oh ffs another name change? Thank f*ck he's so memorable I can't forget him. Edit : Oh wait, I just spelt it wrong. @Cub.

Just use the seats and mounts @CUB has in his Clio, he's a f*cking giant from Lord Of The Rings so if he fits you definitely will, unless you're in the NBA?

It was on in the 90's, when you were still potty training.

I thought it was Shadwell?