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Bender

I've got to try and match faces with names/avatars/usernames again, i've known some of you years and still can't remember anyone.

Can't wait to relive my youth in the back of your unmarked interceptor.

I'd be well happy winning a walkie talkie, i'd give one to Euan in case he falls in a ditch and walks off into farmland again.

Bring the gloves.

Blue

I'm starting to think the owner of this either works for the council or one of the Coffee shops in the park. You need to ask for a pay rise so you can buy new exhaust hangers.

I'm feeling lucky again this year, won a sweet Renault jacket last time.

I worry about your health, friends help friends.....tubby. x

Just give up and wear a track suit you fat slob.

You also have a 275 cup S and a stripped out Civic Type R track car, I have a rusty old Golf.

I need a new engine.

Cheers mate, if it won't fit i'll definitely take you up on that. Only when catastrophically drunk, I don't do that anymore since my body aged 20 years in the past 2.

It's not cheap stuff and you'll need a fair few coats to make it look good, also heard horror stories of it peeling peoples lacquer off when they remove it, but these were yank reviews so who knows, you should be fine if it's just plastic trim pieces.

I need to buy an inflatable mattress and see if it'll fit in the Golf, f*ck sleeping outside like a refugee.

Uncanny!

Did they have Mongs in Lord of the Rings?

Now I want one, i'll have to start hunting round my local takeaways.

Your local Chinese takeaway is going to be angry when they find out you've stolen their rug.

Good, we don't need your sort.

I've never had any problems showing a drivers wristband as a passenger.

I don't need his car to make mine look sh*t...

You bringing your Golf?

Is it even CSF if you don't stand in line for an hour to get a disappointing burger with chips that are somehow both greasy and dry as a bone?

They're ok with us having BBQ's and fires as long as we don't burn the ground. (too badly)

What's your immobiliser light doing when it won't start, is it flashing or is permanently lit?

Immobiliser then.

I could do with a dent man being there, fix the Golf's battle scars.

When you turn the key, does everything cut out? Can you hear a relay clicking?

Much better choice of road legal semi slicks on 15s, plus lighter wheels and bigger side walls.