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Please tell me one of the following is true: A) You are a fit bird who looks well fit dirty B) You have no arms C) You were driving down the M4 whilst changing it

This thread title in GC would have had me worried.

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Welcome, just have a look around ask any questions you have or problems you need to sort out. Post some pics of the car up and of your girlfriend.

lol, I was just copying Absinthe/Ribena who thinks everything is worth nothing.

Found it... http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?529069-My-weekend-just-gone-just-thought-I-d-share-%28long-read-sorry%29&highlight=monaco

Monaco. Over the Alps, do a couple of passes, a night on the piss in Monaco and then drive home. Awesome place.

doubt it'll fetch more than a "few bob" though, its a damage parts and just like the cars they dont sell for much at all!

Boss is in and out of the office lately so I do get a bit of chance to practice my skills. Poetry is new to me but i like to talk from the heart with emotion and feeling. I may not make it very clear, The difference between my love and fear, But the feel for emotion is there to hear, Just like...

^^^ f**k ME thats a good drawing. i dabble in a bit of digital work using some MS tools.

I've got a standard 172 in silver, but its got a hippopotamus hanging put the passenger side window. Can you draw that?

Jeez thats a steep hill.

Tits or arse? Better;)

Whats the retail on one of those?

Shark.

From one of your posts..... To me that indicates that 'a bit pissed off' is throwing a strop and being pissed off at the girlfriend is likely to cause a domestic. Before you go on about her denying it, I would probably suggest she didn't realise she did it. It was probably no more than the...

I don't really get it. Can you draw a diagram please.

Having a little pride nothing wrong, throwing a strop, causing a domestic over a little graze is a bad thing. Its not careless its an accident.

LOL at sunshine. Told.

Do you go round it with a magnifying glass when she brings it back? She can't be very good looking if she gets out the car and all you see is that little graze.

Should really be able to lean into the corners now.

What part of JD did you have in your mouth to spit?

At least you won't have to help half naked women pick me up off the floor.

I've had birds saying that to me about sex for the last 15 years!

Title: The cool kids told me I owned one of them Bill Gates computers, the girls didn't like it at Hooters, The cool kids all had a Mac, they got the geeky girls in the sack, So I went bought a Mac, it was pretty cack, Now I've infected it via my ball sack.

flol at managing to infect your mac with chlamydia. Just go more careful when wanking.

I'd love to be able to do something like that but I'm lacking in skills, ability, patience, and I don't like getting dirty. Excellent work.

Just checking you knew! You can't just jump the queue there is a waiting list!

Someone has written on your foot?

That Squirel must have some nuts.