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1:14 come on own up CS'er

With gravy.

Bit of a cheesy meet?

Adamina, the femine version of Adam?

Hi Adam This is your boss. Get the f**k back to work. Only kidding, welcome.

lol at saying it had a front end respray due to stone chips then having a front end smash later on requiring a new bonnet and headlght and grill

What do the PH forums say? Surely they wouldn't just do this without saying anything.

Don't you get a choice between a standard advert (free) and a premium one which costs? did a few months ago when i did it.

First you were going to frame it and now you are criticsing the flow? Most of Picasso's work was pretty s**t and looked like it was done by a toddler. You obviously don't have the artistic eye to know a maserpiece. Critque noted though will try harder next time.

I'm still learning, poetry just comes from my soul.

I want to rip your head off, leave no limbs attached You're a worthless piece of s**t, who slept around behind my back You are so pretty on the outside, but so ugly from within You shagged that dyke from Fife, you are just a dirty low life.

No worries, its early work. Glad you liked it.

That isn't my style, this is a place for cars and car enthusiasts. Just been reading alot of poetry lately. Its my new hobbie. I'm pretty new to writing, just trying to get my work out there.

Sun is hot, wind is cold. I hope forever you never grow old. When you were born a goddess became. My heart begins to sing at the mention of your name. Your kindness so soft, so softer than leather. I always shall thank the heavens for the birth of you, Heather. Welcome along Heather I'm the...

CS millionaires only look at GT3s

Have i fallen asleep and woken up in 2036? £52,000 is not cheap is it?

Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel Why bring my sexuality in to it?

Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel Winner! How do you know it was Fairy Liquid and not some other brand of generic washing up liquid or did it make your tyres all soft?

Your Step Dad didn't have a committee meeting that night did he? He then got steaming drunk with his mates and they went car running? He has since told you the comuter 'froze'. just a suggestion. Throwing it out there.

Maybe they also impregnated her in that cost?

If the TV is going to stand on something I'd say 42 is to big for a bedroom. if it is going on the wall then its fine.

blinding! What size is the bedroom?

What does your Mrs say about 42" in the bedroom?

Only really got the Sky News App on it apart from the stuff we've written. So couldn't tell you.

So, we've had one in the office today. Its pretty much he same as all the others. Slightly heavier than I thought it would be. Problem is I can't see how its going to be marketed to differenciate it from a iPad. Why would someone buy our product over a tried and tested market leader. Apart from...

Foam between the car and jack?

Can you trust her?

I like to have all the evidence before I make a judgement. Its good to provide an impartial view.

Your girlfriend... you say? Why did you pay if they fucked it up?

Really good read that Steph. How long have you been with your boyfriend? He must be a really nice chap doing all that work on your car for free.