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Fit an up rated panel filter and remove the air feeds to the standard air box. Plenty of noise, looks standard and no heat soak. Very cheap too. (For the lols, remove the feeds, and the air filter then go up a dual carriageway, the noise is insane! Lol)

Not sure 'skills' is the right word mate, just a desire to keep paying the mortgage! Lol.

No afters sadly. I haven't seen the kids at bed time all week so just wanted to get home. He said he'd spent an hour this morning emptying it! Fcuk knows what was in it! Lol

Oh, and then this Zafira turned up just as the megane was being finished.... Needless to say today was a good earner, but I am very very tired! Lol.

I've got a bucket of minging water next to the door. If he moans, he'll be getting told to take the car, shove his money up his ass and never come back. Then I'll empty the bucket into the car.

All leather cleaned, All wet vac'd out now. Just need to leave it in the sun for an hour and see what it dries like. Not that I care, it's going back as it is... All soaped up, Half and half obligatory shot... This came out of HALF the drivers seat! Just leave the s**t to dry now...

It was a £1100 optional extra. It's got a shitty spoiler too and a 'coupe' brake light cover.... I've just spent another 30 minutes on it and I'm nearly done. It helps doing it outside in the sun though.

Fcuking hell Marc, how many cars have you got??

I've corrected you.

I reckon the roof has been left down and it's all got soaking wet and mouldy. Then some chump has put a space heater in the passenger door and burnt the carpet trying to dry it out. If I was a detective, that would be my angle on the situation anyway.

I've got a wife and kids mate, I can't be picky. Money is money at the end of the day.

Was just about to post exactly the same! With a little bit of tinkering, that could be a lovely example as the basics are all there.

I charge £20 an hour and this should take no more than 3. I did the hardest part tonight and that only took 30 minutes.

No. I can't understand your accent so you'll both end up taking advantage of me...

Reach round?

Lol, that was the first week I started! I had to throw my clothes in the bin after all the juice was running down my arms from washing the roof lining! lol. This is worse though, trust me.

I use them regularly and despite me continually asking for no writing or GB badges I always get writing and GB badges. What am I doing wrong??

f**k you snapback. I'll try to remember, promise.

If it was mine, i'd have bought a second hand carpet and binned the s**t that's in there. But he's a minge so won't. Dead handy i'll keep that in mind!

There are no words to describe the smell coming out of this car. Foul putrid rotting dog piss, dog hair, piss on the seats, every piece of interior trim is coated in a film of nicotine.... Never seen anything like it. Oh and that passenger footwell is rock solid. No idea what it is or how it got...

Holy moly! Can't believe you've still got this! Must be a record for you surely??

MicKPM is your man.

Ah ok I'm with you now. Have you tried a new/secondhand stalk?

Even if the pumps are knackered, they still spin. You need to remove them, put them straight to 12v and put them in a cup of water or something to test them properly.

And did it fire out water at the correct pressure? Or just a dribble still? If it was correct, its new stalk time, if it was still a dribble, i'd go with new pumps.

So much car for the money!

I have the exact same problem with my ph1! I've changed the pumps and the stalk but still, 10 times out of 100, using the windscreen washer will also trigger the rear washer too. It's a bit annoying but I can't be bothered to waste my life doing any more work on the issue.

If we can get it running properly, a 1989 560 SEC Merc! :D

As a general rule; High mileage cars tend to be owned by people who know what they're doing and have been maintained properly. Low mileage cars tend to be bought and run by people that think 'it's done low mileage, it doesn't need servicing' Always always always buy on condition rather...