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Oh, and for the purposes of JillyB and GirlRacer (wholl no doubt be annoyed at me posting that) - Ill remind you that JillyB got out of her attempted naked David Beckham picture posting by saying "Mmmmmmm David Beckham"... Soooo "Mmmmmmmm Scantily-Clab-Big-Jubbly-Lady... Mmmmmmm" Matt

Just found a classic on the same site Captain... Check this out: http://unser.ferzkopp.net/Personal/FunStuff/Pictures/Dreamwoman.JPG Matt

Ben Just try <a target="_blank" href="http://www.network54.com/Hide/Chat/59980This Link to see if it works mate - its worth a shot... The JavaScript for the menu refers to "http://network54.com/Hide/Chat/59980" which isnt forced to resolve to the same IP address as...

...its been a few minutes now and Im still chuckling... Nice one Joe! Matt http://216.40.241.68/otn/animals/Nsnail.gif

LMAO! Only You could come out with that! (or possibly ChavyBoy too)... Matt http://216.40.241.68/otn/animals/Nsnail.gif

Thats what you get if you go to a Chinese website and dont install the required character set... Isnt it GirlRacer! Matt

Well what do you think - should I use this as my new sig. or what: http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/kao/otn/pbunny.gif Matt I think it just screams "Im so super hard and Ill cane you in my 172 anytime, fool". Dont you?

weight Nah mate, it just seems a bit pants over all - I mean how hard can an online chat thing honestly be? (Prepares to trivialise things he doesnt understand)I mean, all it is is a bit of JavaScript slapped on a web page, surely?. FFS how could they make it go that slow!?! Sorry...

Ooohhh, I have now discovered The Joy of Smilies (kind of like The Joy of Sex, but less messy) thanks to Bens overuse of them in every message hes posted today... Here goes: http://216.40.241.68/cwm/kodama/07.gif Aint they cute? I wonder if they do Otter smilies? Matt

Okay, NOW it doesnt do the error page on that last link I posted - it just plain doesnt work anymore! Sorry Ben, Ill have to leave this to a smarter person than me to sort out (shouldnt be too hard to find a smarter person hanging around here, or anywhere in fact! !) Youre not missing...

What happens if you type in "http://209.233.116.51/Hide/Chat/59980" (<a target="_blank" href="http://209.233.116.51/Hide/Chat/59980or click this)- It goes to an error screen from Network54 on my PC, but at least thatd be progress! (ie not some chinese government site!) Matt

Ben Just try <a target="_blank" href="http://www.network54.com/Hide/Chat/59980This Link to see if it works mate - its worth a shot... The JavaScript for the menu refers to "http://network54.com/Hide/Chat/59980" which isnt forced to resolve to the same IP address as...

Thats what you get if you go to a Chinese website and dont install the required character set... Isnt it GirlRacer! Matt

Great minds think alike ChavyBoy! (You posted while I was writing!) Matt

You also get: Renault monkey revving the nads off your new car Dents Scratches Soiled upholstery Bad service etc... Sorry! Couldnt resist!... Matt

Great minds think alike ChavyBoy! (You posted while I was writing!) Matt

You also get: Renault monkey revving the nads off your new car Dents Scratches Soiled upholstery Bad service etc... Sorry! Couldnt resist!... Matt

Ben - sounds great dood, but wouldnt your chips be suited to hotter climates than sunny old England? Matt

Eddd - Slarty mustve spilt his beer on your PC then ran off to quote some more random facts and figures at anyone whod listen! (sorry Captain, you know we love you really ) Matt

Cheers Jas - as I mentioned earlier, they reckoned my brakes were binding too, but it didnt really seem to fix the noise for more than a couple of weeks... Let me know if your mouse returns! Matt

Err... Jilly m8, you seem to be very confused - youre wearing sunglasses and it aint sunny! Nice car though, so you cant be that mental... Matt

Mines done this about half a dozen times in the last 2 years - only in hot, humid weather. Other than that, its never missed a beat and its pumping out a healthy bhp figure, so Im sure the engines sweet as a nut. I really wouldnt worry about it m8 - loads of other people have this problem too...

Eddd - Slarty mustve spilt his beer on your PC then ran off to quote some more random facts and figures at anyone whod listen! (sorry Captain, you know we love you really ) Matt

Cheers Jas - as I mentioned earlier, they reckoned my brakes were binding too, but it didnt really seem to fix the noise for more than a couple of weeks... Let me know if your mouse returns! Matt

Err... Jilly m8, you seem to be very confused - youre wearing sunglasses and it aint sunny! Nice car though, so you cant be that mental... Matt

Mines done this about half a dozen times in the last 2 years - only in hot, humid weather. Other than that, its never missed a beat and its pumping out a healthy bhp figure, so Im sure the engines sweet as a nut. I really wouldnt worry about it m8 - loads of other people have this problem too...

You lying git Slarty Bart Fast! There was no free beer to be found there - you didnt even leave a tab behind the bar for us, cheapskate! Matt

...you better not be lying mate! Matt

You lying git Slarty Bart Fast! There was no free beer to be found there - you didnt even leave a tab behind the bar for us, cheapskate! Matt

...you better not be lying mate! Matt