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It's purely platonic.

If you come to this......I'll find you

Nonsense. Cars dont leak. Have heaters (or air con) are comfortable and dont need 2 hours of pissing about to erect. (yes, I've done the camping-in-a-car bit, and it was fine...and that was in an MX-5 ffs!)

Plenty, in Mildenhall. Also, Mildenhall is an awesome USAF air base, but dont think you're getting anywhere near the gates without being filled with holes. You too Matt, your RAF status wont wash with this lot. I'm giving serious thought to getting a taxi back at some point in the early...

@Sunglasses_Ron where are you taking us? This sounds like just the kind of place the BBC would hire to film a schools-special in the 80's

I can't commit because I might have already taken a 1-way flight to switzerland by then

He's also bought an eco-warrior car with the aim to make it sportier, which is more difficult to understand. But, hell, not my money, so not my problem

Excellent.

Mine was similar when I put 8 on my 5. It had 99% battery for days Then 3 then 30 then 80 Now it doesn't power on ever

Was I the only person that actual did do done skidz last time?

Standard CS practice. Next he'll buy another car on finance so he can put the scirocco away while he saves up for coilovers.

The gearing in bluemotions is tweaked so that you just shuffle your way up to 6th ASAP and then sit doing 100rpm everywhere. IIRC. Remember, they're made to be penny-pinching fuel-cheaters not OMG VAGSCEEN BHP NOX BOOST LOL.... Doesn't mean they cant be though

Mk.1 :)

Lack of "proper" Scirocco disappoints. Also, blah blah smokey, blah blah, killing everyone, blah blah dpf/egr/catalyst/remap (yawn)

If you don't, you're cojoled endlessly by people in Morgans, doing drive-bys on your house, firing MOET corks through your non-stained-glass windows

It wont be torque steer. Not unless you've done some serious engine work anyway. As said, get your alignment checked and done by a proper alignment shop, it's worth doing even if you think you got it right when refitting parts

The BEEP could be if you're calling over wifi, if you've set that up

It really could be that

Fat missus* *: Offset lowering, NASCAR style

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It'll cure any understeer issues in one fell swoop, where's the bad in that ;)

s**t. Well, yep, that's definitely bummed

How long did you actually charge it for, "Forever" doesn't really help. Chances are you had it on long enoguh, but once batteries get so low it will take them "Forever" to recognise an incoming charge (alpha levels? something like that, I remember from my former years in the industry)

I know, its disgusting, I'm going to get onto Jeremy Kyle and say how VW emissions caused me to ring someone, but I couldn't because I had the wrong colour phone arrive. hang on, no, not JK, Jeremy Vine. Kyle - Trolls bottom-feeders Vine - Trolls the middle-class, vacant-minded Munson - Trolls...

I've demanded I get an Surface Pro 5 i8 93gb for the inconvenience

They certainly do now, some lass just took the sharp-edge of my tounge. "you've got to post it back, then we'll assess it and send you a text, then you need to ring in and order it again" you....f**king.....what? "yes, we need to know that it's not been tamper...." can I not just go into one of...

f**king well done EE, you sent me a pink one

The only thing my headlight washers did of note, on the old 172, was decide to give out and piss all my washer fluid down the bumper.

I would have done this if I didn't have iPad Pro Minis to keep hold of

Yep, thats the situation. Phone from EE, case from Apple. Apple using Royal Mail to deliver today.......seemingly not. But i did pick up an emergency phone-sock whenI bought my screen guard so it's alright for the time being. 'Roland' of DPD is turning up in 1-2 hours/