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  1. The Hoff

    Semi stripped the b!tch

    Wheres this you hobo's? Rear seats for a 172/182 are circa 25kg, the weight of a small filipino boy.
  2. The Hoff

    4 Wheel Alignment Service

    www.alignmycar.com = £92.83 Jokers! http://www.alignment-services.co.uk = £37 Perfect! They use infra-red which is a better system ;)
  3. The Hoff

    Semi stripped the b!tch

    EEEEKKK...Water + Bed....you're gonna weigh more than a Volvo mate.
  4. The Hoff

    What do you reckon?

    Then for personally i'd be pleased. But don't be put off by the milage, plenty of life in that car yet...and it will be quicker for it!
  5. The Hoff

    4 Wheel Alignment Service

    Coffee, sunshine? :)
  6. The Hoff

    ITG Panel Filter

    ITG filter will give you 0.0002bhp as will any panel filter, they're no better than any other filter on the market. I've got one, but can i notice the difference? No. And for the record an IK will lose you bhp, and torque unless you have the car mapped and fuelled to it. If your OE one needs...
  7. The Hoff

    What do you reckon?

    ^By nature my dear. 68K is fk all, if its been looked after. Just check to make sure the cambelt is done, otherwise tell him to knock £300 off it. But i too would want to drive it before parting with cash.
  8. The Hoff

    1.2 16v 0-80mph video

    You cruel barstewards lol.. all he wants is for someone to say "Looks rapid!" ;)
  9. The Hoff

    4 Wheel Alignment Service

    Some companies use a weight to replicate driver weight. Ideally this is the best way to get it aligned, as its a true reflection on how your car will be with you driving it. Same with getting coilovers setup, but I guess it's perhaps a bit too anal for road cars.
  10. The Hoff

    I didn't clean my car today...

    That car is just asking to be lowered!
  11. The Hoff

    Clay

    Order some online mate. I'm guessing he means he wants it to feel like glass Rich.
  12. The Hoff

    Sidelight bulbs for xenons

    Leave the sidelights in there, but just break the filament by banging them on a towel or something.
  13. The Hoff

    k-tec kevlar pads any gud?

    Nah Neil, they just didn't perform. I even scrubbed them, but they glazed over again. In the end I took them off for OE pads.
  14. The Hoff

    Nintendo DS Lite Packages

    I'm thinking of getting a Lite, they look pretty awesome now they're smaller.
  15. The Hoff

    Whats a decent compact digital camera?

    Or interpolation ;)
  16. The Hoff

    Whats a decent compact digital camera?

    Carl Zeiss maybe a good lens, and Sony may make mass market camera's, but you will NEVER see a professional photographer with Sony gear. Canon/Nikon make the best camera's hands down, followed byKonica Minolta/Fuji/Pentax, but sure if your in Dixons you can pick yourself up a Sony. And stop...
  17. The Hoff

    Whats a decent compact digital camera?

    Theres plenty of good camera's around, but you can't go wrong with a Canon.
  18. The Hoff

    Whats a decent compact digital camera?

    Wrong i own a Pentax WP, and a D50. Yes, MP isn't everything. Optics is indeed key in a camera, and Canon are arguably market leaders. For most that maybe true. It is however still a backward step, .RAW photo's are stunningly better than using lossy compression like .jpeg.
  19. The Hoff

    Brakes Help!!!

    Wheel off job mate, check front two hubs. Basically the joints are accessed behind the hub, should have a rubber gaitor on them and filled with grease. Check they're not torn, and that they are greased. Fred is more technical than I though, so probably best to pick his brains ;) What milage...
  20. The Hoff

    Brakes Help!!!

    Did the chumps who fitted your brakes bleed them properly? Take the car back into where you had them fitted, if no joy. Tell them they weren't right when you drove home.
  21. The Hoff

    Brakes Help!!!

    Check the nuts. Does it feel like the ABS is constantly cutting in? Or is it a different feeling?
  22. The Hoff

    Brakes Help!!!

    Check each wheel for oil/fluid around the inside of the rim, if theres more on one than the others your brake piston/seal might have failed. Failing that check all your front wheel nuts are properly tightened, had a similar feeling a while back, turned out the nuts were loose on NSF wheel.
  23. The Hoff

    Time to chip...

    From SC site Renault Clio 182 2003 onwards Engine type : Non-Turbo Petrol Engine size : 1998 cm3 Cylinders : 4 Original bhp : 182 Original nm : 200 BHP increase : 10 Where in my post do i mention Sanspeed? I don't. I'm talking about Superchips, who categorically overquote all their performance...
  24. The Hoff

    182 Calipers ...

    Too late i've already reported your useless posts as spam, and generally being unhelpful.
  25. The Hoff

    182 Calipers ...

    But it a force the biscuit into the mug, its liable to break - meaning my Tea is ruined, and i have to walk another 50 yards to make another. Is there a technique for this?
  26. The Hoff

    photo shop?

    OMG...They edited my post, those web sheriffs! I never realised that by saying "load it down from the interweb" was incriminating, presumably you're aware you can of course download it both legally and illegally. Which you choose is down to your morality.
  27. The Hoff

    182 Calipers ...

    Ah, but standard with no modifications they will not fit. Is there an art to squeezing something of extraordinary size into a smaller space?
  28. The Hoff

    Time to chip...

    Yeh Geoff off here works for Superchips. Basically IMO the brand suffers because it's too big. It's luck of the draw whether you get some monkey fit it for you, or whether your area has a decent reputation for fitting. There was a guy on here who had a SC fitted to a 182. Was something like...
  29. The Hoff

    NOZ in 1.2 16v

    Sell car. Buy 1.6/172 PH1.
  30. The Hoff

    NOZ in 1.2 16v

    Sorry but i have to do this...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. 1.Sell your car, buy a fast one. 2.Keep your car, buy a 1.6/172 engine. Basically don't waste your time and cash trying to make a slow car fast, it simply doesn't work. Be cheaper to drop a bigger engine into it.
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