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No - cannot do it

Your mother sucks black mens c***s - and loves getting spit roasted of Hobo's

and also the side seat airbags - problem is there built into the seat and you will have to undo the stitching to do that. Also the front seat belts have built in pre-tensioners so you will have to reconnect them as well. Personally i wouldnt bother and just leave the warning light on the dash...

You cant - its a linked circuit. Once you have disconnected those wires it will disarm the complete airbag / safety system and the warning light on the dash will be permanently on. Unless you know a very good sparky that can bypass the circuit using a "clip" diagnostic, your stuck with it. Also...

Ali - you need one of these mate. A man with your limited inteligence should be able to fit one of these quite easily. Here you go my friend......... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUPERCHARGER-FOR-All-CARS-the-Turbo_W0QQitemZ8035003554QQcategoryZ32094QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

pic - ignore the LHD dash board picture

UCH control unit - passengers side dashboard underneath the glovebox directly above your bonnet release handle. Pull it down and undo all the plugs - reconnect them and try it. If this doesnt work you will need a new UCH control unit. Easy job takes 10 minutes with programming. The UCH is a...

1. clio-lane - ph1 172 2. EvilJohn -Mk2 ph1 1.4 3. Djw Dave - Mk1 1.7T 4. Maz - 182 - VIP 5. Lee - Trophy 6. Dave3141 - 172ph2 - VIP 7. Blink172 - ? 8. RSi Dave - Mk1 RSi 9. TomS - 16v 10. fUbAr - Ph1 172 11. AJRMOTORSPORT- 172 12. Muz - Mk 2 PH2 172 13. Dutty_112 -MK2 phase2 1.2 -...

Very common fault on the K9K engine - we fit loads

Injection pump are injectors - i guarantee it

1. clio-lane - ph1 172 2. EvilJohn -Mk2 ph1 1.4 3. Djw Dave - Mk1 1.7T 4. Maz - 182 - VIP 5. Lee - Trophy 6. Dave3141 - 172ph2 - VIP 7. Blink172 - ? 8. RSi Dave - Mk1 RSi 9. TomS - 16v 10. fUbAr - Ph1 172 11. AJRMOTORSPORT- 172 12. Muz - Mk 2 PH2 172 13. Dutty_112 -MK2 phase2 1.2 -...

Yeh - i wack NOS on everythin, even my toaster

Book the clio TT - will send you a cheque in next 7 days :)

I ran a 13.5 @ 107 with 75bhp of NOS strapped in behind the back 2 seats

:D...........The one and only

good vids - brings back memories

Ive got a williams spare craig.......sorry Northy - get confused with you 2 queens sometimes

you cant talk - the Hugh Grant lookalike mobile has been blown up more times that Freds dads blow up doll :D

HA HA - The one legged b*****d....hes a good mate of mine

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If you are convicted for drink drive offence you will: Lose your licence for a minimum of one year You may go to prison for up to six months You may have to pay a fine of up to £5,000 You may lose your job (15 per cent of those convicted do) Have a criminal record Face...

going off your age ( 9/3/88 ) if you get more than 6 points on your licence within the 1st 2 yrs of driving thats a 2 yr ban isnt it ? - DR10 is surely gonna get ya a 2yr ban mate - you wont be able to insure a moped after that dude !!!!!

For a clio conversion you will need - shafts, loom , ecu , plip key , UCH , clocks, chassis number off vehicle it came from, decoder ring , hubs , knuckles , calipers , discs and eng mounts.

no - no such thing unless its a spaz chariot and theyve had a special conversion

Drivers side inner door aperture on the sill near the catch ( oval plate number ) - oval ring, 3rd line down, left hand side

No - gonna give it a break now for a couple of month. Ive been workin on the clio flat out every night after work for the past 3 weeks and ive lost my enthusiasm. My flat is a s**t hole, all my clothes are covered in oil, my new bird has fallen out with me coz ive not been going round - in fact...

One of the oil galleries which lubricates number 1 piston and Rod was blocked with a fragment of metal from the previous engine rebuild, so no oil was getting to the rod as it was spinnin round on the crank + im suspecting a faulty oil pump as well. It will be back in force within a...

lol - b*****d crank !!! Just ordered New JE pistons & Rods + Nitrous .....£1500 worse off. This drag racing thing is not good for my bank balance

As reliable and predictable as always ......... 14,s all day long ;)

lol :D ......... come on though youve got to admit it the mk1 is a girls car are perhaps a gay mans car ?? remember the advert in the mid 90's " papa - ah Nicole" ?? didnt see a lad driving the mk1 did ya ?? faggots