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mk1 tossers - Michael barrymore has a mk1 clio

I like that a LOT !!!!

lol @ Rob Williams clios are s**t - what do people think about that ??

Not a nice thing to say about your mother ;)

i bought your bird some "oil of uglay" for xmas - shes been using it to much though x

If Santa pod was a prison and mk1 and mk2 clio's were inmates the mk2 clio's would have the mk1's for there bitches - the old toss ;)

Im sure yours is gonna show a lot of mk2's up mate - i really like that mk1...its cool

No the conversion will not be available - my mate jordy whos the VW / Audi specilialist has built this with me as a one off. I dont fancy getting involved doing another and neither does he. The car may be up for sale in the near future. Spent £10000 so far with more to go

come on lets have an argument ;) mk1s against mk2's........i think mk1's are out dated and slow.... just like there owners ( inc williams ) - any one else ???

mk1's have lost already - you turds

For everyone whos wondering what me and fred are on about when he was on telly wed night my mate rang him saying he had just seen him on telly ( men and motors ... not gay p**n channel ) and wanted to order a yozzasport conversion kit - Fred fell for it hook line and sinker the gullible git !!!

Better - you want a clue ( you may have already got one )

QUOTE " Oh yes its a very proffesional kit thats adds 40 bhp to the clios existing bhp output".............you puff !!! lol :D

Damn it - jordy wanted to speak to you about that clio conversion ;) you SUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Oh hello is that Fred - ive just seen you on men and motors and would like to buy a yozzasport kit from you ) ??????..........ring a bell lol :D

its full on now I have a present for you Vicky - i will give it to you on sunday if i see ya - its a nice present

oh my word - i now have a semi on

Vicky bonnet Vicky bonnet vicky bonnet - vicky bonnet vicky bonnet vicky bonnet

lost interest now - still thinking about Vicky sprawled all over my bonnet naked

damn right !!!!!!!! :D

I have 2000 PK5 & PK6 gearboxes - would they like to buy some off me for development ??........The PK fits Clio V6 / Laguna 2 / Traffic 2

Goodbye you AJR crazy man - i be serious yes when i comment on the clio hell car yes. It crazy car from a land a far from United Kingdom. Those portugal crazy besterds reeally how know to tune clio fast - Portugal it nice land of prostitute and clio fast car Goodbye - matt

actually i may have jumped the gun a bit - if its the problem you explained i think it will be the UCH control unit which is up near the bonnet release handle behind the dash - pull it down, disconnect all the wires and the re-connect them. This may sort the problem out. If not you will need a...

Window regulator - common fault - replace complete unit - £75 new ........from me

Good bye from us sport clioers - you portugal guys crazy you are !!! Me cant believe you portugal guy has done crazy basterd thing like clio diesel tune up - WOW you Crazy man !!! The wheels ?? are they spinning in the gear of 3rd ?? Maybe you come to UK to us show you clio Diesel you crazy...

Cheers brother

There both good companies and have produced some rapid cars !!!

Yozza is having the same problem

Thanks vix - ive removed the back seat as well im afraid ;)

Later on this year - i want to try a few different things like making the car lighter and improving on the current engine by reducing air intake temp 1st. The reason being is a Renault 5 with 260 bhp managed an 11.4 at the pod - this car is very light and has been geared for the quarter mile...

It handles very well now - FK coilovers all round with some home made strut braces, racing slicks, uprated brakes and polyurethane anti roll bar bushes - i dont like tracking it as the massive heat the engine generates can cause damage with prolonged use. The finished product........