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Tight ass! But I suppose with petrol prices the owner might be struglling. i just thouht he was being a lazy git!

Can I ask why he went to all that detail but never took the wheels off to clean them properly?

I'll send a cold shiver down your spine. I shop in Iceland sometimes. Apparently thats why Mums go to iceland.

Sorry this is the best one I can find. It was taken on a date i went on one night.

You've obviously never had me touch your feet. Most girls say what you did to start with. You'll be begging me to suck your toes come the end. I'll see if I can dig a picture of myself out. It will probably be one taken on my iPhone4 though.

FLOL, not guilty! I'm a gentleman. We'd have dinner. I'd cook. We'd watch a film her choice. I'd massage her feet. Tell her how beautiful she is. Its just standard dinner dating with me. Her parents would love me. We should date.

Suppose I did, I at least wanted some sort of half arsed attempt to justify it! I will try and get one before the end of the month.

lol Jason.....and January blues is.........

Roof and splitter for me. Awesome car though.

You learn something new every day. Maybe I should spray a little fall out remover on the Mrs next time I gag her. I didn't realise there was so much involved. I've done a little clay, polish wax before in my life but that all seems a little OTT.

Whats the difference between de-fallout and clay? I thought thats what a clay was for? I would ask my detailer but he doesn't speak English and only has a hose and sponge.

^^^^ Really like that. January Blues pretty much narrows it down to any picture taken in january lol.

You put wax on your hair, Put Sealant on your fence And you Glaze your creme brulee

Keep in touch Jedi Junior. I like to think of it more as a grope than a touch.

this is to easy. Your name is Dave you are 58 and you are looking for a dogging partner? You don't have a doll do you?

Excellent work. How do you know where to start when the thing comes in looking like it did?

Don't build me up. I'll only disappoint.

When I said i wanted something special for xmas you never had to give me AIDS! So I officially posted the most useless post ever!

You click on something somewhere up the top in one of the things I think. Normal fee = £10 Pics of you = £10 but you get special membership status.

You are more like a wet salmon than a shark now.

you were one of the best man!

Nothing wrong with being dirty.

All pictures are taken on my iPhone5 i have this problem. Somethimes the mother loves me more than she should and I end up in her bed. Not my fault though.

Please show the young lady some respect. You can't just date like that, how do you know her parents would love you? That reminds me of a story.... It was a few weeks ago and I was walking through the woods alone when I saw some sort of religous ceremony going on, they were burning a cross...

Sorry about the quality it was taken on my iPhone

St Annes?

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Hi x did you miss me? I won't tell him if you don't.

Hi, Welcome, Howdy, Bonjour, Goo'day, Ola, blah blah blah As you can tell by my great knowledge of foreign languages above I am a well travelled man, I often help right the world of wrongs, only last month whilst shark fishing in the pacific I came a across a stranded boat of refugees who were...

Holiday inn. They got an offer on. Free bottle of sparkling wine on arrival.