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His misses put the mirror back up today.

Do you want to know about the time I gaffa taped a binbag round some c*nts head while he was sleeping? Never mind i'll just show you, well more accurately i'll show everyone else.

Bring a sleeping bag, a roll of bin bags and a roll of gaffa tape and i'll teach you how to make Ray Mears style one man survival shelter/tent, I made one at Glasonbury back in the 90's and I was drier than all my mates in their waterproof tents. We'll just need to find a few decent branches.

I had to get a YouTube vid up the first time I tried packing away a pop up tent, without a smart phone it'd still be in Tony Hunters garden.

Try drinking alcohol this year and see how long you last.

I haven't even seen the one i'm using yet, let alone had a go at setting it up.

The sun rises at 4, so if we're up until 2 or later getting hammered, in no time at all it'll be morning, that's if you even go to sleep, if I can manage to keep my stomach contents on the inside I might just play last man standing, well sitting in my case, sh*t goes wrong when I try and stand up.

Good because I like boobs in my face, Saturday should be fun! :D

You're a busty blonde that gets very molesty when you've had a few, that makes up for not being a supermodel.

Ask him to tell you a few of his 90's stories, I honestly have no idea how that man was allowed to become a copper. lol

I prefer Captain Chunder.

In that case from now on you can refer to me as sir.

Unless you're 40 or over you can pipe down sonny.

Do you work for Tents 'R' Us?

Not at all, looks like the perfect garage. Did you get it from a gay pride march?

Cute, shame they're such little pricks at that age.

He's soft as sh*t, even the smallest dog can make him put his tail between his legs if they get arsey with him, at 8 months old he's still a big baby, honestly he plays with little dogs all the time, although he has occidentally ran them over when he runs without looking.

Just bring the dog, Erik will 'look after her'. :evil:

It is a damn good field for a party, I just hope this rain f*cks off before the weekend.

There was a couple last year that spanned the picnic benches nicely, made quite a good little setup.

I wonder if they sell gimp suits?

I'll have the dog with me so i'll be bringing everything I need with me, he'll freak out if I leave him with strangers and f*ck off in the car for half an hour.

I really need to make a list and get shopping.

I am ok to just mooch off you in terms of BBQ use? I'll be brining my own charcoal and some logs for the burner.

I'm borrowing one that's so big you can stand up in it and it's got 2 rooms and a porch, might see if I can park my car in it.

You've already promised me a look at your tits, anything else would be spoiling me.

I've not seen you in 2 years, I want so many cuddles I start to get scared.

F*ck really? Robbing b*stards!

Reduces induction noise to fit in with EU regulations.

He hasn't even started making them yet and there's already talk of discount! :S Might be better to sell them through ebay and be done with it.