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Then you and everyone you know is a mug, I only work one day a week, then I spend the next 6 days on my arse whacked off my tits on the heroin I bought with the money I begged off people like you.

He always brings cakes and cookies to meets, greatest CS member ever!

So will the rest of the country, it's a Saturday you f*cking plant pot.

What time do you finish work mate?

What's the point in that? That's like listening to p**n.

I'm having to accept the fact that i'm going to miss quali, even though i'll be recording it, the likelihood of getting through the weekend without someone telling me the result is slim. I am going to f*ck off before the GP on Sunday though, b*llocks to having that ruined before I get home.

An entire roll actually.

The BBC weather report just said a band of rain moving across the country Saturday morning, buggering off into the North sea in the afternoon, so with a bit of luck we'll get the best of the weather.

All the photos of the day are on the photographers site, just check through the different time slots on the top look through them http://www.blackettphotography.com/lightbox.asp?eventplace=RWYB%202014&eventdate=20140621&eventtime=0939-1000 Most of the ones of mine are a bit meh, except this...

It's summer you girl, you're to used to being surrounded by Wildlings and White Walkers up there beyond the wall.

There's two, one with a branch seat you can sit on, and one with a tyre you can swing on like a monkey.

That was the freak out, I then f*cked off up the rope swing to be sick. This is why i'm not going overboard again, i've too many mental problems to let myself get properly hammered.

It's a gift. I did have a bit of a freak out at one point when I realised I was sat in a field with a bunch of freaks I didn't really know.

I think that was my 4th pint and some people hadn't even pitched their tents yet.

What a mess I made of myself that day.

£35 quid, but you'll need to be a member to access the For Sale section, he's doing a limited run of 10 to begin with through a group buy, then he'll become a trader and sell them as and when people order them. But you'll still need to be a member to access the traders section.

Doubt it, my perma point's for being a floppy haired w*nker, nothing's changed so I should be good.

Sweet, wouldn't be a piss up without Bobert.

One of my old dealers used to call everyone John, including the women. lol

Are you the only Scot going?

For some reason I always read your username as rectum Pete, so that's what i'll be calling you.

That was just the first, it worked so well we invented another one.

The DaveDreads persona is just a fictional construct that gets passed around to a different person in the 'Clique' every month on a random generator.

I should definitely wear one, otherwise people will never remember me due the fact i'm such a shy, quiet and reserves man that people hardly notice.

Judging by the weird booze everyone's planning on bringing, it sounds like i'll be the only one not puking.

F*cking hell! lol Do you want us to chip in on that mate, must have cost you a few quid?

Sweet! I'm there, Sash can keep the dog happy.

1-2ish for me, i'm a bit pissed off i'll miss F1 quali at Silverstone, but given the choice between an afternoon of BBQ and drinking beer in a field with you dickheads and staying in and watching telle, I think piss up in a field wins.

Cheers, they keep Erik happy and quiet for hours.

I don't suppose he sells brisket bones? My local butcher does but alot of the time he tells me he's sold out, personally I think it's because he wants them for his dogs.