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I knew where it was, i've seen Game of Thrones.

Jesus, Scotland's f*cking miles away!

Brilliant weekend, cheers Dave & Scott for sorting it out and bringing a proper BBQ, assorted meats and the fire thing, great to see everyone again and meet some new people, but f*ck me there were so many southern accents, sometimes it was like being an extra in Lock Stock. Dog was a lot...

What kind of a mechanic doesn't have gaffa tape? Do you want me to bring some?

Gaffa tape is your friend.

Exactly how my Nan does it. :approve:

What's the standard way of cooking haggis? Boil until cooked, then split open and fry with a bit of bacon, or are we having it bareback?

I'm bringing a gas camping stove, a hob kettle, a frying pan for bacon and a pan, i'm not missing out on haggis, bloody love the stuff!

I guess we know who got all the good DNA in your family.

Good luck staying awake past midnight whilst pissed.

I bet RDR has a dream about camping tonight, or about the car not starting, or being so late it's almost night time, or that you haven't actually bought anything you need. I was looking forward to going drag racing the other week so much, that I dreamt I was late and when I finally got there, I...

Yes they all come with pegs to stop them blowing away. If not i'll make you one out of binbags and gaffa tape, did I even tell you about the time I made a tent that was drier than my mates? I made a tent once......

LOL, have you ever been outside?

Yes, on the grass.

FLOL, he's about as responsible as you and me are.

Yes me and my enormous Alsation!

That's not the BBC site therefore invalid, they say the rain will f*ck off by 12.

I like how you've got a little toilet door at the back, no blundering off to the bogs for you, just unzip, piss up a tree, then back to bed.

I do my puking up the rope swing.

BBC weather now says the rain will f*ck off by midday in Duxford.

'The name "Tonic Wine" does not imply health giving or medicinal properties' Only in Scotland would they have to be told Buckfast isn't medicine. lol

Made by Benedictine monks. lol Why is all the maddest booze made by monks?

I was expecting you to bring pims tbh.

I'm also bringing a pack of German larger and a bottle of lemonade so I can have faggot shandy's in the afternoon, yes I said shandy what of it!? YEAH? Well f*ck you! (thought i'd get in there with the first insult before you all start)

I've just bought 8 cans of Black Sheep ale, 8 pints should be enough to make me throw up on everyone.

LOL, can you handle more than 2 bottles without losing your sh*t?

No I meant beer, not that yank headache in a bottle weak baby piss you're bringing.

Like you'll be awake at 4am, you'll be in your jimjams cuddling your teddy bear by 10:30.

They'll be alot of food to eat this time, so it's unlikely i'm afraid, the last two times were a direct result of drinking on an empty stomach.

Are you going to bring some beer too?