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Sh*t's getting real now. lol

Can you at least make up a fake invoice and pretend it's forged, I mean you're not even trying, how do you expect to sell it if you don't have make believe mods running 1000bhp?

My mate said the same, do they do one day studies? Because that's more in keeping with a one day mega speed trap.

Ahh right, I don't go in the project section it makes me jealous.

How do you know it's got an F4R, or did I miss the mother of all project threads?

At least we know everyone's trolling was justified, time for those with his number to administer the kill shot.

So it might be a genuine car, as long as that invoice is real, although why would he make so many initial mistakes on what mods the car's got if he's got an invoice with it all itemised?

As will a thousand other people that were using the A610 at rush hour today.

Being able to talk to strangers is how we find out who can be in the Clique, every year at the CSS piss up all the cool kids sit down and decide who's in and who's a dick. I got equal votes for both last year.

As long as your not socially inept and can talk to strangers you'll be fine, bring a tent and camp overnight Saturday night, there's nothing like a BBQ & piss up for making some new mates.

The wait is the worst bit, he was just about to buy a second car for the motorway too, as his L200 pickup isn't ideal for long journeys, he was looking at an RS6 or a BMW 730 and this has knocked the wind out his sails a bit. He's going to get his boy to take a photo of one later, as soon as I...

I know, just thought i'd ask as Notts is speed camera crazy, every point i've had on my license I got in Nottingham. I really hope they're traffic flow cameras as my mate's had nothing but bad luck for the past year.

His 10 year old lad told him they were cameras which my mate didn't believe, until he took a closer look and saw them sticking out the top of the boxes, he also said they were pointing towards oncoming traffic, rather than just firing a laser across the road at a right angle.

That would certainly make my mate happy, he's now sh*tting it expecting to get banned, he's got a clean licence too.

A mate of mine was driving down the A610 between Eastwood and the M1 roundabout near Kimberley, he saw a load of milk crate sized boxes every few hundred yards chained to sign posts, it wasn't until he was approaching the M1 he saw there were actually cameras poking out the top of them. He's...

Once that f*cking thing's fixed sell it, before it has the chance to be a c*nt to you again, or are you still planning on being a Volvo engined sleeper?

No second run, no one from Guinness, means not a world record. It is impressive though.

Someone does need to go and see it and have a passenger ride, for all our piss taking there may be a slim chance it's the bargain of the century. F*cking doubt it though.

So it's lost 5bhp since yesterday.

Did you ask him if the cars map covered the whole of the UK road network?

It was chipped and mapped before, mine's chipped and mapped too, the paint work's full of chips.

He's either sold it, or he's decided to keep it because of the amount of 'interest' he's had in it, he's obviously thought 'It must be really special if i've had so many people asking about, it I better keep it and kill some more VXR's'.

We should send Tony Hunter in his totally standard 182 cup, see if the lad can keep up with him.

You should say to him, 'It's alright i've got a mate with a remapped 172, we can test it against that, that way I can compare it to a Clio putting out near standard bhp'.

Old Zetec Ford Focus, at least the engine can take a bit of tuning and still be reliable.

I missed this bit.

So it's a 172 now? lol Tomorrow it'll have 180bhp.

Your car makes me angry, it seems to delight in being a c*nt to you, I think it's still getting you back for trying modifying it to perform like a 172.

Anyone that goes on there and bad mouths K-Tec gets banned, some members have managed it in under a minute.

Other than cleaning it have you got any plans, different alloys, lower the ride height?