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Could be a number of things. Can you get it on a reader ? Spark plug 3 is normally the culprit if it's a proper mis-fire. Odd that it does it under load only. Take the inlet off and VERY CAREFULLY remove the HT's and then the sparks, one at a time. IIRC, the French do things...

Yes I do. That's a video of me ! :o Jelly Bean is still working fine for me. Lots of little tweaks that I'm noticing. Only thing I've changed is the keyboard back to how it was. They changed it so it predicts your next words, which annoys the crap out of me and also means you have to...

Ahh that explains the IMMENSELY annoying noise on the back on my bus haha :o Haven't noticed it for a while now anyway.

Stunning bit of kit !! 360 horses is PLENTY enough for the road :o

Aside from the lack of watermarks - it appears to be exactly the same :S Polishing needed.. or a respray / wrap !

Re: The Stupid Car Cleaning/Detailing Questions Thread.. Cheers boss, as I thought. Are any of those types of "lifetime" seals actually any good if done properly or are they all applied incorrectly by the receptionist at the stealers so they last for about a week !

Figured we might as well combine all the silly questions into one thread. :o I'll start ! Colleagues car is a 58-ish plate Nissan Qashqai thing in dark grey. He's been asking me about it as he knows I dabble in DAing etc. He's managed to swipe some hedges and has some scratches...

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Good effort ! Bit of a change. LOL :o Engine is probably almost run in !

Why not just buy a pressure washer ? You can get them for about £30 :S

Mk2 Ph1 has the rounded lights, like this: IMG_1020.JPG Mk2 Ph2 has the triangle lights - it's literally just a facelift - like this: Clean Monaco Apologies if I'm teaching you to suck eggs here but you seem confused what the variants are. Seems like an immense amount of...

Could be any number of things. Pauper spec low-RON fuel, dodgy sensor, surrenderism, general Frenchness... Needs a code reader on it really.

What / where are the cheap tyres you've found ? Cheap and tyres are not a combination I'd ever like to make...

Oh my !! Can I buy this with Sterling ? I don't have any MS points and Natwest don't want to give me an exchange rate.

What have you ordered ? I've not found anything to sound as good as my current 2004ish £300ish Alpine HU !

Yeah, as if you'd just filled up.

Swap the lambda's front to rear... reset the trip / mpg and see what happens.

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Phone them - demand to speak to a manager. Go mental at them. Tell them you're going to the ombudsman. If they still f**k you around, leave it. Report it stolen with your SP and have it blocked. It's a PoS - not worth the £25 to get it back !

I'd get a set of components and put the tweeters on the a-pillars or somewhere similar. If they're by your knees, you won't hear them very well!

Airbags will only go off if needed, i.e.: a sudden stop. Or just before the restart after a safety car.

I accelerate towards birds. Pigeons are slow fat feathery rats with wings. I lift off for squirrels/cats and I'd do my damnest not to hit a badger (they're made from oak BTW, solid little b******s) but that's about it. Never swerve. You won't win.

Good effort. I'd say 7/10 with a bonus point for style. Glad you're both alright. I agree on the rear of the Clio - A and B pillars always hold up well, the C seems to be made of fromagé in these things.

Straight to the jugular, right ? Save the gene pool etc.

There's two types of end IIRC. As stated, that looks about right. The other is much longer. Halfords do them anyway.

The widow makers are just awful dangerous PoS ! I wouldn't trust them with a £100 car, let alone the V ! Mine busted the first time I used it.

Buy some trolley jacks !

100% right. She's got the V up on a pair of widowmakers. MENTAL.