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Bet he gets on the truck with no kegs on bless him 😂 "Can I have a posi screwdriver please?" "Aye of course you can mate, that'll be £80 please" "Can I finance it pwease?" *dribbles down his tshirt*

Nah you could be onto something there like pal, looking at the end of the hex you can deffo see it's a it on the piss

The "Monster impact" Snap-On sell will do 600ftlb undo... Mine struggled to even touch 300ftlb and it was less than 2 years old and had the gearbox and anvil replaced under warranty My Milwaukee has already undone 550ftlb headbolts on a Perkins with ease. There's no tinted glasses here pal, not...

Try roughing up the flare on the brake pipe so it seats and squashes nicely. Wiggle the pipe as you tighten too so the ferrule doesn't catch the edge of the flare @JamesBryan threads do have a slight downwards pitch you flid ;) 😂

No One side is for a small baguette 😂

Give your head a wobble pal, Snap on stuff is s**t. My Strap on gun couldn't even take head bolts out with a brand new fully charged battery, bag of absolute s**t I'd say the big Milwaukee would out do most 1/2 air stuff

Oh and I hate to admit but my Grandad has a Makita breaker, he's full Makita wanker down to an electric strimmer and lawnmower 😂 So yes I do borrow his stupid tools and I hate to admit but they're f**king mint 😂

Box out the bottom is a piece of piss 2-3 hours on your own

1. Get those c***s weighed in 2. Get that skip filled, whenever we get one at work I half fill the c**t with my own s**t 😂 3. Get em lifted, chip the mortar off and bang em on Facebook £1-£2 a pop 4. Get a mini digger, Easter is coming up. We're usually cheeky about it, hire it "for the...

Paving flags/slabs/stone If its nice stone its worth a decent penny and would probably pay for your breaker😂 I k ow up here in Yorkshire people steal garden walls when stone gets expensive😂😂

You selling the flags? Good money in em if you can break the mortar and stack em

M18 ONEFHIWF12-502X That's the one I have

Aye get the big Milwaukee gun. They're so powerful they can undo anything. Even undo wagon wheel nuts, bad marriages, unwanted children and cheating on your mrs Ebay have 20% off atm, I messaged @JamesBryan for ideas and I've just spent over £400 in 3 chunks🤦‍♂️😂

Aye I know a few that will do a phone jobbie for £150 but f**k that £150 is r****d or 3 cars chopped into 1 sort of money

f**k me who passed that c**t on an MOT😂😂 Deffo a Friday Ray Charles jobbie

@Cub. Gonna need a thread title change here bud Something catchy and involves the selling of Class A drugs is preferable 😂😂

Sup'wi ya nesh c*nt

Same There's a f**king severe lack of tools and it makes me itch

It has been pretty quiet since Mr Plums got sacked off Someone needs to step up to the plate 😂

@Ant1 how comes your mrs is selling her cars?

Right well now you're gonna need to post more about this so me and @bashracing can tug over it

That Laguna steering wheel makes my toes curl its that ugly!😂

s**t case👀😂

Surprise f**king surprise bet its filled with that shed @Dr Jekyll keeps taking photos of😉😉😂

Sounds like a decent swingers party👀

What do you want from the tools? If you work in automotive - Milwaukee If youre poor - DeWalt/Makita 🎣😂

The GT has a TL4 like the 197/200/dCi Megane/Modus Where abouts in the country are you as I have a friend that does at least 5 of these boxes a week

Tbh I would have screamed "YOU F*CKING HACKING LITTLE PIKEY C*NT" 😂

You, me, your sister and gf would just be us 2 would it not?

Ohhhhhhh😂😂 Well it seems we both have autism dont we