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Mines started working properly now Belter

A Rolf without tinted windows is something to behold tbh!

Don't worry everyone Jim'll fix it I'll get my coat on the way out

You couldn't handle a woman like my mother, it takes a very brave man to tackle her My dad prays daily to several gods

If you can wait 2 weeks I'll ship you out a good condition full tower with a graphics card mate There nowt special but its my old work one, has a 3rd or 5th gen i5 and if you need a few hard drives I've got some spare I'll never use. Honestly ive got old s**t PC and server parts out my arse...

Use wmic memphysical get MaxCapacity, MemoryDevices instead

Not even a f**king washer in sight on that You deserve for it to drop off the wall and land on you😂😂

*car gets warm* *F*CKIN BOOTS ITS HEAD IN*

Honestly its one thing I wouldn't cheap out on if youre not gonna be running a meg bottom pulley. Its like when people don't change a waterpump or dephaser when doing a belt. Just spend the extra £150 now rather than put it back together and then realise its gargling its c**t off

Don't use anything Bolk branded if you like straight valves I'm pretty sure the parts are formed using spit and piss. For the extra £80-£120 I'd rather get a proper one and not worry about the pistons having furious sex with the valves

Looks alright from my house

Chris is @M88FYS

Tried to fit my Brembos the other day but I need to start giving them a short back and sides with the grinder😂😂 Before being cleaned And after Shame they just don't fit with Rotas ffs

Not sure tbh, I heard a ticking earlier in the day but assumed it was just a sticky lifter. Apparently not...😂😂 Ill inspect the threads and if its fucked then I'll buy another 172 to break amd a 197 then build a big spec engine and go for nice power

But we don't think like that @0ss is older than my dad/the same age. I couldnt give 2 s***s. You're worrying about stuff that doesn't pass my mind (and I'm the youngest of the clio chavs😂)

Jim, im almost 40 Stone heavier than everyone in that pic Never stopped me🤷‍♂️😂

Went for a drive earlier with @Louis @dann2707 @0ss @Sj1782 @Steve The clio was faultless all day ... until I got about 2 miles from home and it decided to eject hole #3 spark plug😡😭 Luckily I had JUST enough tools to remove the upper inlet and sort it. It threaded back in and I managed to...

Tbh everyone around there did look a bit inbred

Wish my £11.50 sarnie was that big Swear she just started making prices up off the top of her head

At least it looks alright broken down

Had to include the picture of me looking like sloth from Goonies... So all the photos that include me basically😂😢

BlackCarsMatter

I messaged @Louis about how bad I feel, hate letting people down #TreatEmMeanKeepEmKeen

There's a thing called MECHANICAL SYMPATHY Something a lot of clio owners fail to f**king possess😂

I've seen plenty of the new style cheap s**t Valeos buzzsaw their way out of the bellhousing like "PEEKABOO IM HEREEEEE"😂

Yeah that would have been silly... 😂

Nah because the breather plate is different and so is the rocker cover. But because the rocker is line bored for the cams you can't swap it You can blank the breathers off with a 16mm bung and a 12mm bung then sack the carbon canister off if needed when using the 182 upper inlet

I did the same Now I've seen the light and how often they snap. Even my Apex ones I ran on my old dCi lasted 70k ffs 😂

I'm sure you can get any springs to suit. I'll still get em anyway just cos I like spending money ffs 😂

Done deal You booked on?