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NEW COOLANT BOTTLE!!!! Love it though Lesley. Esp on the Turini's.

If I see someone parked over two spaces, I will park my van so close to them that they cannot walk down the side of it, let alone open the door. c***s. If you don't like taking your car to a public carpark, get the bus in.

OP, take a picture of your V5 and upload it.

Wrong. Wrong. 172 Exclusives only came in Metallic green, (Scarab green) came with grey/beige Full leather, had BBS wheels and there were 172 of them. Some even registered on a 2002/02 plate.

I bought a 182 with Gaz Gold GHD or something on it, and thought they were bloody brilliant!

I'd love to dress up and drive round in that! What a laugh!!

As nice as it is, if it needs a dephaser doing, you'll be lucky to get £1000 for it.

You did a poster/postcard of that car once. ''CS approved mods'' or summat. What happened to that??

Because he has a tiny penis, he needed a car that went faster in a straight line. Like a prawn on a walnut iirc.

I had a 320i back in the day. The back end looked identical to that (iirc) but the front end didn't. It was a 1980 X plate. I've no idea what Exx that would be. Cool car though, I approve.

Yes. I made it myself using a cornflake packet and a crayon.

I offered you a 53 plate cheaper than that and you turned it down!

Re: ***How much is my car worth?*** Bear in mind, if you hand that back to the finance company, they'll fcuk you if you've modded it.

I couldn't be arsed with all that aggro for lowering a car. Chassis notching, smashing sumps, engine spacers.... What a ball ache! Fair play to those dedicated enough to do it though.

How do you compare the two? I've owned every RS clio and to me, a good phase 1 beats the rest.

Yep.

Buy the parts, keep the reciept, write the mileage and date on the reciept. I'd rather see an owner that takes care of his car and knows his stuff than a stamp that anyone can do. TBH, you could pay £45 and get them to do an oil and filter, stamp the book, then you do the rest on your driveway.

Young? I like you.

Just put £100 deposit on it and tell him to call you when the V5 turns up? If he never calls, you've only lost £100 as opposed to losing £1000 or whatever. Think of this scenario... The owner is on holiday, thief breaks into house and steals keys and car. Finds wads of paperwork in the...

^^I forgot about that, cheeky fcukers thought it was free to collector!! I'm lame now mate. This was years ago! This thread really has gone in some random directions.

Compared to a Bristolian Hooker, I sound like PRince Charles. Hold on I'll get a vid of how proper Bristol speaks...

I was traumatised mate! I was only about 20 years old (12 years ago!) and a load of mates were going on and on at me to do it so I did and made a right fool of myself. I will never EVER forget that man in slippers though. If you sent a Police artist round now, I'd draw him EXACTLY as he looked...

It was a waste of time and money, I'd been on an all dayer, doing god knows what, it was about 5am, I was so wired, when I eventually got a boner, I couldn't make it spit. She ended up getting bored and throwing me out. From memory, I was fingering her and w**king myself off in a bid to wake...

I think so yes. If you're into track days and taking different people out etc, they are so quick to adjust. But then everyone has their preferences. You can get them for as little as about £180+vat iirc.

I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me... He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...'' I didn't...

T^hey're not mine. I can't link mine for some reason.

I think we've crashed the demon tweeks site, its gone spa5tic.

This thread moves far too fast for me. People are editing s**t before i've even read it!!

You mong. It was a proper song! lol.

I stand corrected!