LOL also. The car is 75bhp standard and that is around 10 years ago. exhaust will make bugger all difference apart from sound better. Induction kit will be a heat soaker but will sound good tbf. A remap on a 1.2 is such a waste of money!
Get your car looking nice and clean and save up for a 1*2 and wait till you can insure one
done properly their is gains to be had. mine was RR at over 80bhp in 2006 was 82 or 83 from memory, 5hp may not sound like much but its a big gain on a 75hp engine, of course its a lot of money for a s**t gain, but it was fun at the time, hey i spent over £1500 for under 20hp on my 172!!
you want a cat back exhaust, smash the internals out the cat, panel filter in the standard airbox, a bit of chopping to increase the flow of the airbox, new air feed into the airbox, it can be done for £300!