306. And a lesson in bad advertising.

[Jason_E]

http://pistonheads.com/sales/1604962.htm

What. the. f**k.

 

[AK]

Your mum upgrading?



Plus, i can't understand a f**king word on that ad...

 

[The Boosh!]

I dare somebody to send him a text LOL.

Flid.

 

[StevieG-09]

That is shocking. I had to read parts over and over to understand what he meant and that he had started talking about something new.
How do people think they will ever sell a car with a write up like that? especially when it looks like S!ht

 

[widdo]

"only had car for two days and its been lowered but dont know how much i use it day after day"

Hmm something doesnt add up lol.

 

[StevieG-09]

I dare somebody to send him a text LOL.

Flid.

And post it in here, like the print screen on an iphone :rasp:

 

[Sipha]

Surely a P155 take ?

 

[Jonff]

" but it is fast and you can here the turbo wishy"

FLOL

 

[Curtis!]

Did you text him with what I said Jason?

"Dis b ok wit petrol init m8 as dnt lyk da smell of diesel?"

 

[The Boosh!]

TBF I don't know what you are all slagging the guy off....












The turbo is wound up to da max

 

[Chris_786]

flol

 

[Cal182]

What a R*Tard!

 

[Ross Dci]

Sold.

 

[JCC]

17s on front, 13s on rear, bet the handling is interesting!!

 

[barker22]

looks like a fine example of the breed,
hope the car stops better than his sentences.

 

[MarcoB]

The seats are worth robbing. Thats the only bit I like.

 

[Dave H]

He's been drinking....since he was three ! :S

 

[Jason_E]

Location: nottingham, United Kingdom
Contact: david mccandless (kangus)

Shall I ask him how he lost his hands?


I'll get my coat.

 

[rory182]

a 1998 N reg? me dont fink so

 

[Poopensharten]

Where the f**k do you find this shite?

 

[lbrench]

i will send him a text! i will do it now and print screen it, iphone style

give me 10 mins

 

[lbrench]

what should i text him saying?

i need something to send him, whoever comes up with the best one then that is the one i will send.

i will send him what ever so make it funny

 

[g.simmons]

"Mate, your car looks mint, it seems too good to be true for that price, are you sure there's nothing wrong with it?"

 

[barker22]

"Mate, your car looks mint, it seems too good to be true for that price, are you sure there's nothing wrong with it?"

deffo go with this :lolup:

 

[conneh]

Just text him, "I'll give you £20 and some haribo tangtastics".

Waiting for a reply.

 

[lbrench]

will send it now, give me 5 mins

 

[Poopensharten]

I can appreciate we all think its a shed but i think texting/emailing these people to remind them that what they have created is an absolute s**t box i wouldnt let a hobo get behind the wheel of is a bit ott

 

[lbrench]

his own fault with lines like
'i can not prove it but it is fast and you can here the turbo wishy'

 

[lbrench]

he is also running 17 inch wheels on the back and 13 inch wheels on the front

death trap much?

 

[AhmedRSi]

^iirc thats perfectly legal lol

 

[lbrench]

lol, its mental and to think he drives it like that! oh and

 

[Jason_E]

FLOL!.... you have no signal.

 

[lbrench]

yeh that was after i sent it, i live in a flat that i have to stand near the window to send stuff, if it handt of sent it would have a little red '!' next to it but it sent

 

[R20 CWH]

oh deary me

 

[Iain C]

thats gold, can we archive these?
Im of to wind my wishy toubo to the max

 

[Darren S]

He's been drinking....since he was three ! :S

I think he is three?


hi this is my pug 306 turbo d the turbo as been wind up to max its a blue sparkel with a after market kit 17" on front and 13" steels on back but i do have other ones need tyres its got half leather speedo dont work or the front too windows all fuse are ok and so is motor as they go up and down on other wiring i have got the boot its had the window put in so there ant no window but it the same couloer tax till august mot octber smokes a bit on start when cold and when you put your foot day but not too bad anymore info then email me ??? i think i have said all oh yes it needs the tracking doing and there is one or two other things i will add as i find out as only had car for two days and its been lowered but dont know how much i use it day after day the lad i got it off said the turbo is off a 2l and its been chipped and had other work but i can not prove it but it is fast and you can here the turbo wishy best to ring me on 07962370248 or text TO ALL THAT HAVE EMAIL ME ITS NO GOOD AS WONT LET ME EMAIL BACK SO TEXT OR RING ME


Surely kids in nursery construct better language than that ^^^^ ???

D.