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5th gear P1 v's new scoob
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Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
i'm crying!!!!111!!
FPMSL!!!!
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
HaRdLOLLOLOLzIngZ...
330i. E30 Touring.
UR R26R.5, VW Golf R
I've checked all your ramblings, its all pretty poor. Please.
Do what you do best, and get on your knees.
Watching everything you do, on live internet feeds
I downloaded at high speeds, all the files that I need
To make your car crash and your face it will bleed
You cant erase me, gonna make you to taste me
I'm like a bad virus, kill you next time you face me
You're jealous. WR1 stole your shot at the ring
Everyone knows its the next biggest thing!
CSL is all bark and not one single bite
You think coz its German, it can steal my spotlight?
Take yourself to bed while I'm out at night
I'm the great hope, you're the great hype
If the BM is an animal, I'm going on Safari
I'm rocking Playstation 3, you cant figure out Atari
Look in these eyes dude, dont think I wont shoot ya
I'll leave you worthless like a nerd with no 'puter!
Show the world you cant walk in my shoe.
Take my advice, son, its a monster f*ck you!
Granted.
Do what you do best, and get on your knees.
Watching everything you do, on live internet feeds
I downloaded at high speeds, all the files that I need
To make your car crash and your face it will bleed
You cant erase me, gonna make you to taste me
I'm like a bad virus, kill you next time you face me
You're jealous. WR1 stole your shot at the ring
Everyone knows its the next biggest thing!
CSL is all bark and not one single bite
You think coz its German, it can steal my spotlight?
Take yourself to bed while I'm out at night
I'm the great hope, you're the great hype
If the BM is an animal, I'm going on Safari
I'm rocking Playstation 3, you cant figure out Atari
Look in these eyes dude, dont think I wont shoot ya
I'll leave you worthless like a nerd with no 'puter!
Show the world you cant walk in my shoe.
Take my advice, son, its a monster f*ck you!
Granted.
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
LOLz.
Genius.
Genius.
I saw your nan, in Cumbria I saw your nan
gettin felt up by about six man
wigglin it up, windin her f*nny
I'm from the new capital of England, yes thats right, mani.
You want me to taste you, you some sort of poof?
Probably why your birds always asking me to tickle her chuff
You're cars a joke, yes this is serious
To think otherwise then you must be delirious
Nothin wrong with BMW, they've won awards
Your car looks like its just drove through Hal-fords
I think I'd rather roll out with lusty, for the records
Lets face facts you're WR1 will get done
Lets race for pink slips, then it will be to home that you run
Your car is so s**t I aint even begun
Taking the piss out of you is so easy it aint even fun
Suck my unit you pancake. SHH HUT YUH MUH!
gettin felt up by about six man
wigglin it up, windin her f*nny
I'm from the new capital of England, yes thats right, mani.
You want me to taste you, you some sort of poof?
Probably why your birds always asking me to tickle her chuff
You're cars a joke, yes this is serious
To think otherwise then you must be delirious
Nothin wrong with BMW, they've won awards
Your car looks like its just drove through Hal-fords
I think I'd rather roll out with lusty, for the records
Lets face facts you're WR1 will get done
Lets race for pink slips, then it will be to home that you run
Your car is so s**t I aint even begun
Taking the piss out of you is so easy it aint even fun
Suck my unit you pancake. SHH HUT YUH MUH!
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
keep 'em coming
off da meat rack.
off da meat rack.
UR R26R.5, VW Golf R
Would you quit you're b*tchin, you've turned into a whiner
Your car is so girly, its grown a vagina
You're no better than me, you're not even my equal
I'm Terminator 3 while you're Legally Blonde the sequel
You'll never beat me. I dont care how hard you try to
I'll serve you up quicker than a McDonalds drive thru.
I saw your mom buying that vagina cream ointment
She knows that you're the worlds biggest disappointment
I'm the real deal, you're just two bit
Stick your head up your ass, and eat your own sh*t
Your car mess with me, it dies slow, it explodes, wide load
Its rear end looks like 2 miles of bad road
The battle is over I know you cant win this
You spend most your time putting gays out of business
What was that phrase you always like spitting?
"Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I forgot my name, my brain went numb."
You're so stupid, you couldnt beat a one legged man in a dance off,
You want the next biggest thing, wait till I take my pants off
WR1 is the heavy hitter, it doesnt back off
Its king around here, CSL the jerk-off
I could eat your moms breasts and thighs, we're alone
I'll spoon feed her my meat and hope she chokes on a bone
I'll hang your dumb car like a Christmas tree ornament
WR1 will beat it more times than a masturbation tournament
This battle was over way before it got started
You against me? Now that was retarded.
Take a loss, you know that you're phony
I got coconuts, you got no cajones! Jabroni.
I dont think you understand what I'm saying
You're gonna hit your knees quicker than your dad...when he's praying.
You get my point now? Because before I thought you missed it
I'm a viagra triple shot while you're just limp wristed!
Scorez.
Your car is so girly, its grown a vagina
You're no better than me, you're not even my equal
I'm Terminator 3 while you're Legally Blonde the sequel
You'll never beat me. I dont care how hard you try to
I'll serve you up quicker than a McDonalds drive thru.
I saw your mom buying that vagina cream ointment
She knows that you're the worlds biggest disappointment
I'm the real deal, you're just two bit
Stick your head up your ass, and eat your own sh*t
Your car mess with me, it dies slow, it explodes, wide load
Its rear end looks like 2 miles of bad road
The battle is over I know you cant win this
You spend most your time putting gays out of business
What was that phrase you always like spitting?
"Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I forgot my name, my brain went numb."
You're so stupid, you couldnt beat a one legged man in a dance off,
You want the next biggest thing, wait till I take my pants off
WR1 is the heavy hitter, it doesnt back off
Its king around here, CSL the jerk-off
I could eat your moms breasts and thighs, we're alone
I'll spoon feed her my meat and hope she chokes on a bone
I'll hang your dumb car like a Christmas tree ornament
WR1 will beat it more times than a masturbation tournament
This battle was over way before it got started
You against me? Now that was retarded.
Take a loss, you know that you're phony
I got coconuts, you got no cajones! Jabroni.
I dont think you understand what I'm saying
You're gonna hit your knees quicker than your dad...when he's praying.
You get my point now? Because before I thought you missed it
I'm a viagra triple shot while you're just limp wristed!
Scorez.
Think you’re a big boy cos you got a beard
Bullets will make your face look weird
Draw for the mash and quickly disappear
My heart is cold and I’ve got no fears
Shed no tears, no MCs can compare, I’ve been buttin up MCs for years
From when back when they used to wear flairs
Now it’s about time that you opened your ears
I’m gonna climb to the top like stairs
Think you’re a big boy cos you go to the gym
Bullets will cave your whole face in
I’ll come out of nowhere just like a car crash
Your life will get taken away like trash
You may be quicker on paper but in real life I’d be gone in a flash
It’s your mum that’s got the ***** rash
Cos bare man been pumpin her gash
‘let the battle commence’ then leave her the cash
To be honest I’d rather stay at home and bash
Lets raise the stakes I make papes, don’t pet around
You and me are not close, I’m the true sound
When the CSL pumps your WR1 your face will frown
Three point two vs two point oh, I will take you down
Made yourself look such a t**t that you’ll have to leave town
N4P.
Bullets will make your face look weird
Draw for the mash and quickly disappear
My heart is cold and I’ve got no fears
Shed no tears, no MCs can compare, I’ve been buttin up MCs for years
From when back when they used to wear flairs
Now it’s about time that you opened your ears
I’m gonna climb to the top like stairs
Think you’re a big boy cos you go to the gym
Bullets will cave your whole face in
I’ll come out of nowhere just like a car crash
Your life will get taken away like trash
You may be quicker on paper but in real life I’d be gone in a flash
It’s your mum that’s got the ***** rash
Cos bare man been pumpin her gash
‘let the battle commence’ then leave her the cash
To be honest I’d rather stay at home and bash
Lets raise the stakes I make papes, don’t pet around
You and me are not close, I’m the true sound
When the CSL pumps your WR1 your face will frown
Three point two vs two point oh, I will take you down
Made yourself look such a t**t that you’ll have to leave town
N4P.
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
best one yet
BIFCAIDS
ClioSport Club Member
340i M-Sport & 182
jesus lol :lolup:
VX220 lightning
What a heap of S**T
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
PMSL @ ...
You may be quicker on paper but in real life I’d be gone in a flash
It’s your mum that’s got the ***** rash
Cos bare man been pumpin her gash
‘let the battle commence’ then leave her the cash
To be honest I’d rather stay at home and bash
You may be quicker on paper but in real life I’d be gone in a flash
It’s your mum that’s got the ***** rash
Cos bare man been pumpin her gash
‘let the battle commence’ then leave her the cash
To be honest I’d rather stay at home and bash
UR R26R.5, VW Golf R
Could you repeat that last line I didnt really get that.
I just heard your moms heavy breathing, choking on her neck fat.
Man I cant believe how out of shape she's getting
She was sucking for 30 seconds and already she was sweating
I rocked her world for 3 hours straight, wait!
I stopped to ask her, here's what she said
"I dont wish to brag, but its as big as Ollie's head"
You want to battle? I refuse to get ripped.
You rap newcomer, you couldnt wrap a Christmas gift.
You're not all that, you wore out the gimmicks.
You couldnt win a bronze in the Special Olympics.
Bring your dad with you, he's no bodyguard, he's filling space.
He's so soft, he lost a fight to that dude from Will and Grace.
You walking around, with your fake smile
You think you can rap just cause you watched 8 mile
Its funny you biggin up the CSL and dissing the Scoob
Last time I heard, you were selling up, Noob!
All this talk of the Beemer rocking
It'll all come back and I'll do the mocking
You can have your funds and money in the bank
But will you cry when you lose your Kraut tank?
Wipe away those tears, fool, there's a new kid in tow
It hits 60 in 4, its an Jap monster, yo.
This is my house, check the chain and the lock!
You hang from my words, and you can swing from my c*ck.
You try to copy me coz you're jealous. You're mad at me.
I look good with oversized brain capacity.
I dont blame you, dont hate this future hall of famer
Hate that in any given second I will re-arrange you.
Hate that my name spells danger
Hate that I hate ya, hate that you're a pawn and I'm a playa
Ring ring schools out I dismissed ya.
When I get home I'm gonna sleep with your sister
Crank up the tunes I can hear them later
Its your mum getting boned by Derrick Evans, Mr. Motivator
Trippin on the bass line drum.
Life.
I just heard your moms heavy breathing, choking on her neck fat.
Man I cant believe how out of shape she's getting
She was sucking for 30 seconds and already she was sweating
I rocked her world for 3 hours straight, wait!
I stopped to ask her, here's what she said
"I dont wish to brag, but its as big as Ollie's head"
You want to battle? I refuse to get ripped.
You rap newcomer, you couldnt wrap a Christmas gift.
You're not all that, you wore out the gimmicks.
You couldnt win a bronze in the Special Olympics.
Bring your dad with you, he's no bodyguard, he's filling space.
He's so soft, he lost a fight to that dude from Will and Grace.
You walking around, with your fake smile
You think you can rap just cause you watched 8 mile
Its funny you biggin up the CSL and dissing the Scoob
Last time I heard, you were selling up, Noob!
All this talk of the Beemer rocking
It'll all come back and I'll do the mocking
You can have your funds and money in the bank
But will you cry when you lose your Kraut tank?
Wipe away those tears, fool, there's a new kid in tow
It hits 60 in 4, its an Jap monster, yo.
This is my house, check the chain and the lock!
You hang from my words, and you can swing from my c*ck.
You try to copy me coz you're jealous. You're mad at me.
I look good with oversized brain capacity.
I dont blame you, dont hate this future hall of famer
Hate that in any given second I will re-arrange you.
Hate that my name spells danger
Hate that I hate ya, hate that you're a pawn and I'm a playa
Ring ring schools out I dismissed ya.
When I get home I'm gonna sleep with your sister
Crank up the tunes I can hear them later
Its your mum getting boned by Derrick Evans, Mr. Motivator
Trippin on the bass line drum.
Life.
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
PMSL!!
Epicz.
Epicz.
Controversial.
Yo, I’m hot and you’ve been here longer than me
But you can’t hold it up longer than me
I can’t fail, I’m original like Worthers
Bring that scrap heap to me and we’ll see
CSL > WR1 I’m sure most will agree
Red, amber, green, and then I flee
I’m a real bad boy emcee (FLOL!)
So I’m thinking to myself ‘whats wrong with this guy?’
He’s smoked to much crack and now he’s got high
And now he wants to bring it to me but why?
But he knows lyrics for lyrics on the mic he’ll die
But he still wants to try
Yet he knows when his WR1 loses he’ll cry
Pull up to the lights n’ its like HI then BYE
Can give it good on the mic, but in real life he can’t supply
Wait… Cos I made your mum
Put her in the corner and then paid your mum
I’m the 50th man that just laid your mum
Use a condom never ever raw blad
I’ll make her walk down the street all sore blad
Watch the way that I lyrically flow
And show you that I run the show
I’m gonna bust on the mic in a way you don’t know
So are we racing for pink slips or dough?
You’re a street amateur and I turned pro
But you can’t hold it up longer than me
I can’t fail, I’m original like Worthers
Bring that scrap heap to me and we’ll see
CSL > WR1 I’m sure most will agree
Red, amber, green, and then I flee
I’m a real bad boy emcee (FLOL!)
So I’m thinking to myself ‘whats wrong with this guy?’
He’s smoked to much crack and now he’s got high
And now he wants to bring it to me but why?
But he knows lyrics for lyrics on the mic he’ll die
But he still wants to try
Yet he knows when his WR1 loses he’ll cry
Pull up to the lights n’ its like HI then BYE
Can give it good on the mic, but in real life he can’t supply
Wait… Cos I made your mum
Put her in the corner and then paid your mum
I’m the 50th man that just laid your mum
Use a condom never ever raw blad
I’ll make her walk down the street all sore blad
Watch the way that I lyrically flow
And show you that I run the show
I’m gonna bust on the mic in a way you don’t know
So are we racing for pink slips or dough?
You’re a street amateur and I turned pro
Family Bus
UR R26R.5, VW Golf R
You feelin nervous? You're worthless, put down your pencil
My instrumental, will blow your mind like a menstrual
Do damage to your launch control, without the battery
When you diss, you flatter me, I'm f*cking up your whole anatomy
This is innovation, incineration, then elimination
You're in a state of shock until you hyperventilate
I run this show and don't discriminate
I own your life right where it may eminate
You mum last night, yeah that was penetrate
The CSL cant handle the hike strike straight from Jap twilight
WR1 will stay tight, play right, create highlights from its headlights
My car can fix itself while yours relies on Haynes
I use my middle finger when I be switching lanes
I be entertainin, now its rainin, I slay until its painin
Holding freestyle down and it be shapin
A style I invented in the days of the playpen, GI Joe, Ho, Yo?
I need no drop top, I curse the flops, It never stops, when my Glock pops
I had your CSL playing hop scotch, I'm top notch, watch.
And if your mum ain't f*ckin then she'll watch the c*ck block
I hit the hot spot, and thats a pop lock, Scutch is here, knock knock
I'm entertaining, your sh*t is colder than the winter
Face facts fool, your car is whack while mine's a minter
Its Perfection, you got an erection, thats why you want some action
I'll burn your foreskin, you're epilepsin, next of kin, my what a din
I'm crucial, mutual, no doubts that I'll reduce you
I'll nuce you, I'll pop you even if you're neutral
Take your lines and take your car
The nearest cliff, it cant be far
Megasaur.
My instrumental, will blow your mind like a menstrual
Do damage to your launch control, without the battery
When you diss, you flatter me, I'm f*cking up your whole anatomy
This is innovation, incineration, then elimination
You're in a state of shock until you hyperventilate
I run this show and don't discriminate
I own your life right where it may eminate
You mum last night, yeah that was penetrate
The CSL cant handle the hike strike straight from Jap twilight
WR1 will stay tight, play right, create highlights from its headlights
My car can fix itself while yours relies on Haynes
I use my middle finger when I be switching lanes
I be entertainin, now its rainin, I slay until its painin
Holding freestyle down and it be shapin
A style I invented in the days of the playpen, GI Joe, Ho, Yo?
I need no drop top, I curse the flops, It never stops, when my Glock pops
I had your CSL playing hop scotch, I'm top notch, watch.
And if your mum ain't f*ckin then she'll watch the c*ck block
I hit the hot spot, and thats a pop lock, Scutch is here, knock knock
I'm entertaining, your sh*t is colder than the winter
Face facts fool, your car is whack while mine's a minter
Its Perfection, you got an erection, thats why you want some action
I'll burn your foreskin, you're epilepsin, next of kin, my what a din
I'm crucial, mutual, no doubts that I'll reduce you
I'll nuce you, I'll pop you even if you're neutral
Take your lines and take your car
The nearest cliff, it cant be far
Megasaur.
Christopher
ClioSport Club Member
Z4M
Amazing.
more Piklington references needed though
"comin at you with da three point six, you never see old men eating Twix"
heroic.
more Piklington references needed though
"comin at you with da three point six, you never see old men eating Twix"
heroic.
330i. E30 Touring.
You're not all that, you wore out the gimmicks.
You couldnt win a bronze in the Special Olympics.
Bring your dad with you, he's no bodyguard, he's filling space.
He's so soft, he lost a fight to that dude from Will and Grace.
You walking around, with your fake smile
You think you can rap just cause you watched 8 mile
Its funny you biggin up the CSL and dissing the Scoob
Last time I heard, you were selling up, Noob!
FLOL!
You couldnt win a bronze in the Special Olympics.
Bring your dad with you, he's no bodyguard, he's filling space.
He's so soft, he lost a fight to that dude from Will and Grace.
You walking around, with your fake smile
You think you can rap just cause you watched 8 mile
Its funny you biggin up the CSL and dissing the Scoob
Last time I heard, you were selling up, Noob!
FLOL!
UR R26R.5, VW Golf R
Turn up the microphone and see me I'm a beast
CSL's and the beats is what I eat, come on Ollie I'll leave you in the street
My rhymes are sicker than gangrene in both feet
It's spreadin up your leg, and headed for the head
Your rhymes are whack your style is proof that the brain corrosion
Is f*ckin with your chosen flows, I'm class with mics on
My hands they'll break your nose like Mike Tyson
Fightin in his prime, one rhyme
And I shake up the room one time, BOOM! To the jaw
Your face is a coat type raw
And the blood and snot they mix, jelly on the floor
My love is cop them bricks, belly on the floor
I rob you, you soft and you really ain't a problem
I solve you, 357 long nose revolve you
Acid in your face, bad look, dissolve you
You cant do sh*t, You think you can beat my rhyme?
First thing you wonder in the morning is "Can you freeze time?"
We all devils, we rockin ambient levels
We set loose among hot tunes to instrumentals
And you got one liners, I drop several
And I think it's funny you choose, losin progress
or runnin in place. We makin moves, and y'all settle
I rip rappers and take responsibility
I'm a future hall-of-famer and you just look third rate
You're lost for words like conversation on your worst first date
WR1 beats while you creep through side streets
Windows notepad that's where your rhymes leak
Punchlines, man, don't even beg
I got knee slappin tracks, y'all bruising your leg
You a rhyme writer? Funny man, that's a joke
You ain't worthy of bein my passenger man that's a quote
I flood tracks like cracks in boats
And pussy rappers choked up with their own lines in their throat
Hope, eternal, you think you got the WR1 slammed?
Look at you now fool, cant write replies coz you banned.
Time Magazine. Word.
CSL's and the beats is what I eat, come on Ollie I'll leave you in the street
My rhymes are sicker than gangrene in both feet
It's spreadin up your leg, and headed for the head
Your rhymes are whack your style is proof that the brain corrosion
Is f*ckin with your chosen flows, I'm class with mics on
My hands they'll break your nose like Mike Tyson
Fightin in his prime, one rhyme
And I shake up the room one time, BOOM! To the jaw
Your face is a coat type raw
And the blood and snot they mix, jelly on the floor
My love is cop them bricks, belly on the floor
I rob you, you soft and you really ain't a problem
I solve you, 357 long nose revolve you
Acid in your face, bad look, dissolve you
You cant do sh*t, You think you can beat my rhyme?
First thing you wonder in the morning is "Can you freeze time?"
We all devils, we rockin ambient levels
We set loose among hot tunes to instrumentals
And you got one liners, I drop several
And I think it's funny you choose, losin progress
or runnin in place. We makin moves, and y'all settle
I rip rappers and take responsibility
I'm a future hall-of-famer and you just look third rate
You're lost for words like conversation on your worst first date
WR1 beats while you creep through side streets
Windows notepad that's where your rhymes leak
Punchlines, man, don't even beg
I got knee slappin tracks, y'all bruising your leg
You a rhyme writer? Funny man, that's a joke
You ain't worthy of bein my passenger man that's a quote
I flood tracks like cracks in boats
And pussy rappers choked up with their own lines in their throat
Hope, eternal, you think you got the WR1 slammed?
Look at you now fool, cant write replies coz you banned.
Time Magazine. Word.
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