Best kept Astra vxr on the planet??

[twingors]

Have a read at this its ridiculous attention to detail

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391

 

[Budgie]

Older than my Nan.

 

[leeds2592]

Older than my Nan.

+1

Still a good read, mind you.

 

[twingors]

Was just posted up on renaultsport so thought i'd share here.

 

[JD]

VXRMarc? If so, older than my relationship with Gally...

 

[Gally]

WTF, relationship? I thought we were friends with benefits.

You never called. I waited all night on that call.

 

[JD]

I know, I got in trouble, I fucked the chocolate mousse!! So dinner was slightly delayed and so was the Sauvignon!

 

[Gally]

A delyaed Savingnon! Despair.

I nearly overcooked the ribeye on Saturday. Was touch and go for a second but it was okay.

 

[JD]

touch and go

Hai.

 

[yellowbelly]

You two need a separate section on this forum lol

Out of interest was it a new Zealand Sauvignon, I guess we're talking Sauvignon blanc appose to cabinet Sauvignon yes?

 

[Dweeb]

so gay

 

[Setone]

are those angle grinders being used for machine polishing?

 

[JD]

You two need a separate section on this forum lol

Out of interest was it a new Zealand Sauvignon, I guess we're talking Sauvignon blanc appose to cabinet Sauvignon yes?

Interestingly it wasn't. Normal plonk for SB is the NED from Marlborough. Was given some after doing a favour a while ago, bought a few cases soon after. Very good for a low end SB.

This was something a wee bit different. Feeling a 6 on the scale. Not amazing, but not bad.

so gay

You've spelt Jamie wrong.

 

[Christopher]

Surely not this again?

The guy needs a new f*cking hobby. Sad c*nt.

 

[Munson]

Still CREASES me up that some people think that looks even remotely like a Megane 250. IDIOTS.

 

[SC03OTT]

PMSL at bottled water. Jaysus.

 

[Munson]

OMG he actually used mineral water. PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Christopher]

The scripture on the turbo heat shield gets me. What a colossal mong.

 

[SC03OTT]

Is he the same guy that detailed is new mini BBQ...then proceded to use a disposable?

 

[Munson]

R.O.F.F.F.L.E.

 

[Revels]

Older than the dinosaurs.

But I've never noticed this bit before about his trade in value..

I like to think that the upkeep of my car washed every 3 days and never ever outside overnight combined with a constant 5 layers of wax on at any time..

LOL!!

 

[Munson]

The geezer is a ledge!

 

[Daz.]

So he spent half an hour checking kit from the dealers for perfection, moaned about a paint blemish when he got it home and considered rejecting the car, the proceeded to rip it to bits and drill holes, dynamat the hell out of it and add a s**t load of weight to it.

I'd have kept the blue one!

 

[Revels]

Comic f**king sans!!

 

[Dan29]

The scripture on the turbo heat shield gets me. What a colossal mong.

This....

 

[Cliotoby]

PMSL.

Im with Munter, and Christopher on this. Sad f**ker.

mind you he gets paid fairly well supposedly.

Then the car was sprayed off to get rid of the grit that had sprayed up the sides as i didnt really want to snow foam until this bad contamination had gone for fear of scratching the sides as it runs down...

Now i then spotted a problem on the roof which i was really unhappy about...A small paint blob about half a mm in size but none the less its there probably a spit from the spray gun...

A moment of sheer PANIC, as I realise i cant do s**t about this miniscule blob of paint.

Its a shame people can be this sad really. What really got me going was his engine bay once it was done.

 

[one in a million]

theres cleaning a car, and then theres taking the pi**

 

[leeds2592]

Photo with his new wax LOL ... what a nerd.

 

[Silent_Scone]

That doesn't look like Volvic mineral water? He must be new to this detailing game

 

[jack_kemp]

OMG he actually used mineral water. PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS^^^

I don't care who you are... using pure water to wash your car is really f**king sad.

 

[r900smp]

They have serious issues

 

[Christopher]

Comic f**king sans!!

LOL. Yep.

 

[Matt W]

LOL. Saw this car at Trax last year and it had mud in the arches/on the tyres.
I think he was the guy crying in the corner clutching a microfibre.

 

[Danny133]

The guy is actually a genius .. He's on my FB you should see the cars he gets .. f**king ell son!

 

[Danny133]

LOL. Saw this car at Trax last year and it had mud in the arches/on the tyres.
I think he was the guy crying in the corner clutching a microfibre.

He sold this over 12 months ago .. He has a green focus RS now

 

[Dweeb]

so gay

You've spelt Jamie wrong.

changed it just for you!

 

[SnapMonkey]

Lol, he should try this f***er on a 182...

 

[jack_kemp]

"A moment of sheer PANIC, as I realise i cant do s**t about this miniscule blob of paint."

This statement sums him up.... panic, written in capital letters, because there's a tiny imperfection on his roof.

 

[Jordi17]

All those pics took ages to load it up, skimmed through it but being white paintwork it didnt actually that look shiney lol

 

[Gally]

R.O.F.F.F.L.E.

Actual tears.

That photo does look pretty bad to be fair.

I can't say anything bad about the guy, he's top of his game and he has a passion for what he does... maybe just takes it a little too far sometimes.