Bought a Golf!

[Gally]

They were once upon a time. Back in the 90's I think..

On a Mercedes iirc... not a Golf...

 

[Chapppers11]

Apologies if I've missed something other than the beetle thread, but I'm not sure why this guy is getting a grilling?!

Car doesn't look that​ bad.

Dent in rear door.
Dent in bottom of drivers door too?
Screws in number plate.
"VERVE" number plates. (hellabust FYI)
Poverty spec.
Peanut sized engine.
Alloy rim is marked to fk.
S**te stickers on rear window.
It's not even low.

0/10 would not drive.

10/10 you sound like a c**t lol.

 

[Paprika123]

Apologies if I've missed something other than the beetle thread, but I'm not sure why this guy is getting a grilling?!

Pretty sure he panned his Clio into a hedge when ripping the handbrake up doing mad skidz.

He also used photoshopped pictures to try and sell his car too.

10/10 you sound like a c**t lol.

Only 10/10...I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[DanielJames]

Charlie says always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere

 

[Herr Flick]

No way has that only got 80bhp? Atleast buy a gti if you're going to do that s**t to it. Does it even move?

 

[Dan...]

So what if it's only got 80bhp? - it's his f**king car!

 

[Herr Flick]

So what if it's only got 80bhp? - it's his f**king car!

But 80bhp in a car like that, its power to weight ratio must be of the same to a push bike.

 

[Knuckles]

Anyone got a link to 'buy my photoshopped car'?

 

[Borstii]

Bought not build.

 

[aucky]

Any puddle shots?

Dent in rear door.
Dent in bottom of drivers door too?
Screws in number plate.
"VERVE" number plates. (hellabust FYI)
Poverty spec.
Peanut sized engine.
Alloy rim is marked to fk.
S**te stickers on rear window.
It's not even low.

0/10 would not drive.

LOL, Don't sugar coat it!

 

[l33th3tr33]

But 80bhp in a car like that, its power to weight ratio must be of the same to a push bike.

Have you not seen the speeds that the 'scene' kids drive at? My blind grandad with one hand drives quicker than those chumps.

 

[Poopensharten]

Anyone got a link to 'buy my photoshopped car'?

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?689854-Yes-it-s-a-Beetle-and-No-I-Wont-Cut-Your-Hair

It was our very own Luke that called BS on it;

 

[Herr Flick]

Do the scenery people go for lots of banging tunes too or is it just broken suspension?

 

[Knuckles]

Aucky pad me Danny_172, Flol!

Genuinely amazing

 

[l33th3tr33]

Do the scenery people go for lots of banging tunes too or is it just broken suspension?

Just broken sumps/splitters and anything that comes into contact with the floor. If you're stuck in a puddle of oil the middle of the town center with your sump nut 20 meters down the road you're considered the coolest.

 

[Heez]

Pretty sure he panned his Clio into a hedge when ripping the handbrake up doing mad skidz.

 

[McGherkin]

My blind grandad with one hand drives quicker than me.

EFA.

Lol at people whipping themselves into a w**k-fury. It's just a golf.

 

[Ash']

I could of guessed where this was going to go without opening the thread, usual CS doesn't forget etc.

It's not a Golf that i'd go for personally, seems a bit of a dog. All IMO of course, if you like it then...

Just re read the OP first post. Your having a video produced? Please elaborate.

 

[Poopensharten]

I forgot about the Clio in the hedge LOL.

I also recall that white Clio doing handbrake turns on a snowy roundabout?

 

[Ian_182]

Why is this guy getting so much stick,have i missed something???

 

[Gally]

Yes Ian. A lot.

 

[JCC]

"VERVE" number plates. (hellabust FYI)

FLOL.

Is that a f**king shopping list on the 200? Christ, I didn't know they'd become that cheap.

 

[Jay.S]

Good trolling by Charlie. Makes 1 post CS go mental.

 

[Herr Flick]

This isn't the proper bellend Charlie is it? The one who insulted everyone and had the best life ever?

 

[Joe#]

No it's a different one Rich!

 

[.GAZ.]

Cyber bullies.

 

[jayxx83]

lol. Classic thread derailment.

 

[l33th3tr33]

I'm in tears at this from the ollie vs scutch rap thread!

Would you quit you're b*tchin, you've turned into a whiner
Your car is so girly, its grown a vagina

 

[alexr19]

It's not my thing. Not that bad though. Where's Charlie gone again? At least defend the best car you've owned

 

[Hixle]

Not my thing.

This isn't the proper bellend Charlie is it? The one who insulted everyone and had the best life ever?

I miss this Charlie. Good bloke.

 

[Gally]

Not my thing.



I miss this Charlie. Good bloke.

Proper good bloke. Maybe not suited to a car forum but I do miss him!

 

[ColinG]

Ollie v scutch was thread of the decade lol

 

[LiamR172]

Not cool at all

 

[imprezaworks]

I think it looks ok. Don't get all the hate tbh

 

[Paprika123]

Anyone got a link to 'buy my photoshopped car'?

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?688460

 

[Poopensharten]

FLOL!!!! Oh saAdam.

 

[LiamR172]

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?688460

Im guessing it was a mod that put the CAR IS PHOTOSHOPPED etc? Haha

 

[ch!ppen]

CS - Still proving it's full of pricks. So he made a bad impression once upon a time, who gives a f**k really? The car looks far more interesting than a standard low spec Golf, granted not practical but screw it - if you were thinking practical you wouldn't parachute out a plane or break the land speed record (granted they're much larger scale examples).

Quit giving him hate so much :/

 

[Herr Flick]

It's only banter mate. They aren't being spiteful. It's just CS never forgets..

 

[RDH]

CS - Still proving it's full of pricks. So he made a bad impression once upon a time, who gives a f**k really? The car looks far more interesting than a standard low spec Golf, granted not practical but screw it - if you were thinking practical you wouldn't parachute out a plane or break the land speed record (granted they're much larger scale examples).

Quit giving him hate so much :/

There is barely anything interesting about any Golf, never mind a bog standard one.