Burd Turd

[Cliobcx]

Today was going okay for me up until about lunchtime when i went out to my car to go get some food. As i got closer i noticed there was a fecking huge white and black splat right in the middle of my bonnet!
I could hear them laughing at me. Seagulls, circling overhead. What i wouldnt have given for a shotgun right then!

I mean, what the hell do they eat anyway?! Cement?! The size of it you would have thought an Alsatian had crapped on my car! And do you think i could get the bugger to come off?

I soaked in it bug and tar remover and that just about managed to get through the crispy outer shell!

After much careful scrubbing, swearing, and fist shaking, it came off! But has still left a bird crap shaped mark in my poor babys paintwork

Help is much needed! :'(

 

[danblackman34]

know the feeling, whenever i park under a certain tree outside my girlfriends house, i come out to find my beautiful (always just cleaned) clio, smothered in bird diorrea!
why does it always happen to me!

would a colour renovator such as t-cut colour restorer bring back the shine where the colours slightly gone?
then top it off with polish and wax?

 

[FiDoDiDo]

I won't use T-Cut (use Meg's Scratch-X instead), see how it comes out after polishing it.

 

[Weeman]

Bird poo???? Is this thread for real, do people on here get shipping forecasts before attempting to drive to the shops???

 

[Clio 1.216v Dynamique]

Try Turtle wax colour restorer I had bird s**t mark left on mine got it off quick and went over with that no probs

 

[Iain C]

mine got pepered with sh1t the other day

 

[steve740]

its worse when theyve eaten berries in the summer.......fantastic colours!!!!

 

[Clio 1.216v Dynamique]

I know there b******s/\/\

 

[steve740]

what you wana do, is chuck bread out for them with bicarbonate of soda on it, then watch them fly then EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Clio 1.216v Dynamique]

That a good idea

 

[Norris_309]

i'm sure the birds hate me.. they watch me wash my car then crap on it!!! most weekends!!
then i'll wipe it off & the next time i walk past the car it's back again!!!

 

[steve740]

it must be something to do with the shine of metalwork! they love it

 

[Rich]

Unfortunatley, as your car is black and we did have some sun today it tends to eat in to the laquer and etch quickly. Some Megs Scratch X should sort it. Otherwise it should come out with the PC.

 

[Cliobcx]

i cant seem to get rid of it. the bonnet is like a week old. my cat dribbled on my last one just after it had been sprayed and that left a mark. its almost like its a poo shaped indent in the paint. if that makes any sense:dead:

 

[Cliobcx]

Unfortunatley, as your car is black and we did have some sun today it tends to eat in to the laquer and etch quickly. Some Megs Scratch X should sort it. Otherwise it should come out with the PC.

or i could just take a few weeks off work and go round killing every flying shitbox that i see!

 

[Rich]

Best get a good cat or a 12 bore!

The new paint will be even softer so mark easier, the crap eats into the laquer and etches leaving the mark. Will need a decent polish to remove the mark.

 

[Cliobcx]

:dapprove:

i feel like im banging my head against a brick wall with this car.

 

[Leeshez]

This happens at my brothers house. he car and van are always coverd in it lol