Chav comments on your clio

[panda15]

I don't understand how these teenage oxygen theives afford the insurance on a 1*2,
the dole doesn't pay enough to afford 3K a year.

I'm quite lucky in Coventry, if your car's not got a fast and furious body kit on it, it gets ignored,
although they do look round when I drive past as the exhaust is a bit loud.

I know what you mean sometimes i train at the skydome ice rink and have to park in the multistorey there are all sorts of modded cars there with spoliers that wouldnt look out of place on a plane but as my exhaust is quite loud it gets peoples attention...was asked for a race the other night in the multistorey?! I politely declined haha

 

[Gally]

Beat me to it lol,

Panda, Gally is a scottish Chav on this forum who's pissed on Buckfast 98% of the time and drives a Chavved up Puma which is better than every other car ever.

<3 Teh Emo!

This thread does make me laugh at the irony of it.

Martin summed it up pretty well.

 

[Harpham]

I get them all the time in the 200.

I parked my car in a pub carpark a couple weeks back, as I was taking the girlfriend to the hairdressers. When we came back to the car, there were two middle aged, skanky blokes sat at a table with their afternoon pint.

"I say yooof, how much iz that? Bout 15k yeah?!"
"Bet its f**kin' rapid innit"
"Rag it daaann road wen ya go. Propa giv it some"

More than you can afford pal. Yes, it is rather quick. No mate.

 

[dmallett]

Always get asked if my ph1 is a 182 lol, when i reply no they say 'ahh shouldve got a 182 bare fast mateee'. i sigh alot.

 

[Knuckles]

Every morning at the bus stop, I'm passed by a somewhat degrading 182, with the cheese grater grill, lex-arse lights, and I think it's wolfrace alloys, OH and he's stuck some V6 vents behind the back window... FAIL! I'll try and snap a photo next time I see it!

Please post a pic! That sounds insanely funny... No idea how that would work

 

[jenic]

Always get asked if my ph1 is a 182 lol, when i reply no they say 'ahh shouldve got a 182 bare fast mateee'. i sigh alot.

Why sigh? Is it because you know they are right

 

[dmallett]

ph1 182, ever seen one?

 

[Munson]

PMSL at people stopping to harass the owners of a Renault Clio. No. It never ever happened to me anywhere ever.

 

[Gaz_]

I live in the middle go nowhere but there's a place called Whitchurch about 6/7 miles away that is chaver central, there's a 1.4 corsa sport and a saxo VTR they seem to king chavers round there :S

Comments of "spin it" and "boot it" are shouted everytime I pass through by these scrotes :S

There aim next is to get a 172 after there Disco lighted washing machines :S

Don't worry I told them the corsa 1.8 SRI is much faster

I've never had this?? And my 197 has more presence init....................... Sure your not 'stunting' past them?

 

[Feirny]

Mine gets parked outside Halfords most days, take from that what you will.

 

[Aluco]

PMSL at people stopping to harass the owners of a Renault Clio. No. It never ever happened to me anywhere ever.

I know right, god why doesn't everyone just STFU and buy a FRS already.

It's like they're retarded or something.

 

[domjolly]

Been stopped once when I was coming out of work, it was when I had red wing mirrors and badges with elf sticks on the wing mirrors and ph-quick sticks on the side skirts. Some t**t looked at me and I quote "your car lookz suck bruv, u do bit o street racin in dat tings" .... No no I don't, 4 hours later car had no stickers, and standard badges and mirror covers lol standard is now the future for rs clio Owners that arnt chavs just a nice exhaust and coilovers and I'm happy with it no comments sinse

 

[Munson]

I know right, god why doesn't everyone just STFU and buy a FRS already.

It's like they're retarded or something.

Eh. Yeah if you say so. I thought this was about Clios but yeah whatever turns you on.

 

[Aluco]

Eh. Yeah if you say so. I thought this was about Clios but yeah whatever turns you on.

Nah Clio's are s**t mate.

 

[Chrisjk]

I got told buy a cup owner that my Megane was really nice, good so far, he then told me his cup had been chipped to 212bhp, I lol'd and told him to get on it on a dyno .