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[Mr Trailer Man]

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I am mongo

Don't remember yours being overly loud, so you'll be fine.

 

[Flob]

Don't remember yours being overly loud, so you'll be fine.

I am bringing a friend and his car is much louder!

 

[Mr Trailer Man]

I am bringing a friend and his car is much louder!

@Cub. isn't your friend 😂

What's he got?

 

[Klumpy Dumpy]

The Clio passed noise testing at Cadwell everytime

The last time he went "I want 5000rpm"... to which my reply was "you're a horrible b*****d you are" 😂

 

[daveski]

Last time I was at Cadwell you had to do a test before being allowed on track

 

[Flob]

@Cub. isn't your friend 😂

What's he got?

Cub is my brother from another (much taller) mother.

James has an interesting non Clio! Its a Reliant Scimitar GTE with a Millington Diamond engine! so 300bhp and revs to infinity 99dB at his last day so should all be good.

New engine for this year, last year it was a twin turbo RB25 which I thought was cooler but the new engine is about half the weight. He's a much nicer person than me so should fit in well.

 

[Louis]

Cub is my brother from another (much taller) mother.

James has an interesting non Clio! Its a Reliant Scimitar GTE with a Millington Diamond engine! so 300bhp and revs to infinity 99dB at his last day so should all be good.

New engine for this year, last year it was a twin turbo RB25 which I thought was cooler but the new engine is about half the weight. He's a much nicer person than me so should fit in well.

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You just want someone there who has more corroded sills than you have

 

[Flob]

You just want someone there who has more corroded sills than you have

I would have invited you if that was the case.



(fiberglass, all the corrosion is hidden inside where you can't see)

 

[Louis]

I would have invited you if that was the case.



(fiberglass, all the corrosion is hidden inside where you can't see)

I know theyre fibreglass silly. Just a lovely mild steel strengthener throughout the whole sill 😍😍😍

 

[Flob]

I know we are joking but I don't even think it has that, his is all tooo buu lar and mine is all aluminium.

SO GET FUCKED YER

 

[Louis]

I am bringing a friend and his car is much louder!

 

[Flob]

Don't be jelly

 

[lee M4RSH]

Not sure you have to stay out for the full 20mins and then not be allowed back out if you do come in.

 

[Myfanwyi Saunfire]

He's a much nicer person than me so should fit in well.

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Passenger laps please?

I like heading out with nice people, you're a right nice bloke so he must be majestic 😂

 

[Flob]

Passenger laps please?

I like heading out with nice people, you're a right nice bloke so he must be majestic 😂

It does have a passenger seat (didn't last season), he does a lot of hill climbs and sprints so will need a few sessions to get used to being on track with other people I reckon but come say hi, i'm sure he would take you out!

 

[lee M4RSH]

Getting excited for this now!
Can’t believe it’s been almost 12 months since Anglesey.

Not sure if we did cover/confirm this but, about the 20 min sessions….

Obviously open pit, you can come in, check your pressures, swap passengers etc etc.

Is it still like this with sessions?
For example I can do a 10 min stint, come in, check pressures / swap passengers and then get back out.
20 mins is a long time as a passenger with me if you don’t want to be hanging on to your bumhole.

 

[Owen]

My gut says yes, but we’ll confirm with TDO and update you very shortly Lee.

 

[Flob]

Good shout on passengers, no one I know enjoys being with me for more than 10mins at a time so that's a problem.

 

[Flat Eric]

Good shout on passengers, no one I know enjoys being with me for more than 10mins at a time so that's a problem.

I will. If i can fit. 🤪

 

[gez 172]

@Flob asking in advance, can I jump in with you for a passenger lap, please? 🙏

 

[RSRowe]

You're being very ambitious if you think you're gonna have time to come in and do anything on a 20 minute session, which sharp becomes a 15 minute session because of the warn up and cool down lap you typically do.

 

[Mr Trailer Man]

You're being very ambitious if you think you're gonna have time to come in and do anything on a 20 minute session, which sharp becomes a 15 minute session because of the warn up and cool down lap you typically do.

I think we're going to see quite a bit of send it from cold and diving into the pits red hot, with it being sessions.

 

[Flob]

@Flob asking in advance, can I jump in with you for a passenger lap, please? 🙏

100% mate, if you fit then great!

You will need a full face helmet and long sleeves. I will do a few sessions alone before taking people round, get to grips with the track etc. Afternoon is prime for passenger laps

 

[Horatio McAllister]

Notice how Rob has not been quick to update the VX build thread…all these people asking for passenger laps would soon change their mind when they find out about his nipples, foul temper and lack of brake callipers. What a shame!

 

[Flob]

There is no stress. I am feeling quite Zen regarding my most recent bleed nipple snappage and subsequent failed attempts to extract said bleed nipple.

 

[JP83]

There is no stress. I am feeling quite Zen regarding my most recent bleed nipple snappage and subsequent failed attempts to extract said bleed nipple.

Flob has "tooiiiight" nips, pass it on.

 

[Flob]

Right now I have no nips JP.

 

[lee M4RSH]

You're being very ambitious if you think you're gonna have time to come in and do anything on a 20 minute session, which sharp becomes a 15 minute session because of the warn up and cool down lap you typically do.

I get that.

It was more if the passenger wanted to come in for example then can you go back out.
I’m more than happy being out there 20 mins straight.

 

[gez 172]

100% mate, if you fit then great!

You will need a full face helmet and long sleeves. I will do a few sessions alone before taking people round, get to grips with the track etc. Afternoon is prime for passenger laps

Perfect 🤩 appreciate it 😌😌

 

[Flat Eric]

100% mate, if you fit then great!

You will need a full face helmet and long sleeves. I will do a few sessions alone before taking people round, get to grips with the track etc. Afternoon is prime for passenger laps

I was hoping to wear my Jamaican coloured string vest if the weather's warm enough.
Will hate a long sleeve 😞

Rules are rules though I guess

 

[Flob]

I was hoping to wear my Jamaican coloured string vest if the weather's warm enough.
Will hate a long sleeve 😞

Rules are rules though I guess

There is basically zero chance you fit you lanky berk so wear whatever gear you want.

 

[RSRowe]

It was more if the passenger wanted to come in for example then can you go back out.

It's usually once you're in you're in as the paddock will start filling with the next group, so there's no good way to get back out.
That being said, I've never done a session day at Cadwell, so it may be different.

 

[Sir_Dave]

Notice how Rob has not been quick to update the VX build thread

It is fine.
He is not the only one with a green convertible sports car around here.

 

[Flat Eric]

It is fine.
He is not the only one with a green convertible sports car around here.

Will I fit in yours?!

 

[dann2707]

Will I fit in yours?!

No.

You might aswell just be the bridge after Charlies stretched up and over the track like you're playing twister.