Cup is now lower

[scott8629]

I washed my car the Other day and I was amased how much lower the cup has become.

When I first got it (about a month ago) when I washed it I struggled to reach the middle of the roof, now its very easy (im 5 8").

Have you lot seen simular things with your cars?

Scott

 

[telford_mike]

Either you have grown or you need to blow the tyres up

 

[rt172]

Maybe it shrunk when you washed it?

Or maybe they sort of settle down on their springs after a while?

Or maybe someone nicked your springs!

 

[SteveJJH]

new springs can take a while to settle. It could be that someone has rplaced your suspension with that off a metro, they get lower and lower over the years.

 

[Eddd]

You really shouldnt wear your high heels whilst washing the car!

 

[RobFenn]

lol

Steves right though, suspension might take a while to settle down, or maybe even your car wasnt on level ground before etc etc

Stop talking about cups, i have over a year to wait!

 

[big hp]

They say masturbating stunts ur growth, well maybe since youve had the cup and you dont have time anymore (coz your out playing in the cup) you have therefore started growing again????

 

[RobFenn]

lol!

 

[GR7]

Scott

You werent wearing those 6" stilletos again were you?

 

[Robby]

parking in dodgy areas lowers your car - especially when someone nicks the wheels........

 

[paul172cup]

Im that short i had to get my cup lowered to wash the roof.

Thats my excuse and i am sticking to it.

Cant think of one for why i got 17s

 

[scott8629]

Jeeez, thats it, I only wear my heels on a weekend and I normally was my car int the week, but last time i washed it was last weekend!

You guys are genius(s),!!

Scott

PS dont tell the missus I was wearing her shoes

 

[scott8629]

There is nothing wrong with spanking the monkey.

 

[big hp]

I agree! Theres nothing wrong with throwing a spam javalin

 

[Tom]

Hand Shandy!!

 

[scott8629]

Beating the one eyed milkman

 

[big hp]

Roping the pony!

 

[big hp]

Hand to gland combat!

 

[KeithO]

Hand Solo fighting the Pink Darth Vader

 

[Clart]

Strumming ur banjo string?

 

[Tom]

w@nk

 

[scott8629]

taming the one eyed vomiting trouser snake!

 

[Bryan]

attacking the one eyed, purple headed moster of love

 

[big hp]

Adjusting your set Batting Practice


Being your own best friend


Changing your oil


Choking your chicken


Cooking some sheet meat


Dishonorable discharge


Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups


Emptying the payload


Fathering some pleasure


Firing your squirt gun


Fist-kebabing


Freeing your willies


Getting your palm red


Going back to nature


Gunning the motor


Hitting the batsman


Homecoming


Honing the bone


Ironing the wrinkles


Junior olympic pole vaulting


Knuckling your knob


Launching the hand shuttle


Lectrifying the cattle prod


Letting some air out of your tire


Manning the cockpit


Mashing the monster


Massaging your colon


Measuring for condoms


Milking your banana


Peeling the carrot


Playing hand hockey


Playing the pipe organ


Pud Wrestling


Roasting your weiner


Rolling your jam joint


Roughing up the suspect Self-whitting


Sending out the troops


Shaking the thermometer


Shining your helmet


Shifting gears


Shooting some seeds


Snake charming


Soloing


Spanking your monkey


Spear fishing


Speed kneading


Spreading the mayo


Squeezing out the toothpaste


Staff meeting


Taking a shake break


Taming your snake


Threading the needle


Throttle the bottle


Tossing the javelin


Tugging the tapioca tube


Tuning the antenna


Virtual sex


Visting Mr. O


Walking the log


Wedding rehearsal


Whitewater wristing

 

[abbs_172]

Tickling the bald headed mouse!

 

[Cheeky_Chappie]

BIg HP.

Jeez.... never heard half of them.....you need to get out more...... hahaha

 

[big hp]

does it show then?