I followed a newish Corsa yesterday that had orange marker lights stuck to the side skirts, they weren't quite underneath... but they were orange marker lamps.
Put the whisky down.
Thing I found most amusing was at the end, Similar items you may be interested in:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Citroen-Saxo-1-4-very-low-mileage-but-for-spares-or-repairs/201551386471?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid=222007&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=1&asc=36243&meid=1ee8ede90aa24e47b3e1a1944fc2edfc&pid=100009&rk=4&rkt=10&sd=191839278215
2.5k on the Saxo now though. Someone must still love it.