Fail this morning.

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

Some silly cow decided to stop in front of a big line of traffic at a roundabout this morning when there was clearly nothing on the roundabout. So i give her a helpin beep and a little shoo with my hand. I went followed her then was going to go past her (she was in the left lane) and she started having a hissy fit at me as i went past. I slowed down to let her catch up. As soon as she got level i somehow managed to smash into the curb to the right of me because i was looking at her. More pissed off that i curbed my alloy than some stupid cow pulling silly faces at me. Fail on my behalf tbh.

nth · Mar 13, 2009

thas jus ignance

edit:
pics of said woman

tyranical · Mar 13, 2009

epic fail, will teach you not to be a silly billy to ppl on the road tbh, regardless of how to you she was just being a bint stopping at that roundabout, thats the way some people drive, she didn't actually do anything wrong and you were just asking for it giving her abuse for it.

Do you know nothing of women's driving ability.

ForceIndia · Mar 13, 2009

Love it. You have a dig at someone's driving then plant it into the kerb. Priceless.

Scott™ · Mar 13, 2009

tyranical said:
epic fail, will teach you not to be a silly billy to ppl on the road tbh, regardless of how to you she was just being a bint stopping at that roundabout, thats the way some people drive, she didn't actually do anything wrong and you were just asking for it giving her abuse for it.

Do you know nothing of women's driving ability.

Can you honestly say you've NEVER had a bout of road rage for smallest thing? Lighten up. Got to feel sorry for you mind, how bad is the curbing?

Its a what goes around, comes around kind of world.

tyranical · Mar 13, 2009

Scottynoooo said:
Can you honestly say you've NEVER had a bout of road rage for smallest thing? Lighten up. Got to feel sorry for you mind, how bad is the curbing?

Its a what goes around, comes around kind of world.

I've never had roadrage for someone stopping at a roundabout or doing something that isn't actually completely ridiculous and deserving of a kick in the c**t tbh.

Scott™ · Mar 13, 2009

tyranical said:
I've never had roadrage for someone stopping at a roundabout or doing something that isn't actually completely ridiculous and deserving of a kick in the c**t tbh.

Yes it is, stopping at a roundabout where you can clearly see if your able to go a few meters in advance is a pain in the arse and somwhat dangerous. My instructor ALWAYS told me to keep traffic free flowing...

ForceIndia · Mar 13, 2009

Scottynoooo said:
Yes it is, stopping at a roundabout where you can clearly see if your able to go a few meters in advance is a pain in the arse and somwhat dangerous. My instructor ALWAYS told me to keep traffic free flowing...

Wind your neck in fella. She may have been over-cautious, but hardly aggressive or dangerous etc.

White16valver · Mar 13, 2009

warren4 said:
Wind your neck in fella. She may have been a dumb-arse muppet, but hardly aggressive or dangerous etc.

corrected

mattjk · Mar 13, 2009

Alexs, does this remind you of the guy in bournemouth making faces and swearing in the mirror shortly following by smashing into the curb lol

mcphee197 · Mar 13, 2009

This is a fail of epic proportions.

Biblical fail infact.

EDIT:- Did she laugh at you for extra rubbage innage?

m4rkie23 · Mar 13, 2009

i hopage soage

Aluco · Mar 13, 2009

lolage

Munson · Mar 13, 2009

BRB. I'm just going to download the entire internets in the hope of finding a picture epic enough to match that fail. I'm not confident though.

Your fail = (her fail x 1000) x (more)

Ian_182 · Mar 13, 2009

Failure of the highest me thinks.

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

tyranical said:
I've never had roadrage for someone stopping at a roundabout or doing something that isn't actually completely ridiculous and deserving of a kick in the c**t tbh.

road rage?? beeping at someone to move off as there is nothing on the roundabout isnt road rage imo.

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

warren4 said:
Wind your neck in fella. She may have been over-cautious, but hardly aggressive or dangerous etc.

but these people cause accidents just as much as wreckless drivers.

Revels · Mar 13, 2009

Roy Munson said:
BRB. I'm just going to download the entire internets in the hope of finding a picture epic enough to match that fail. I'm not confident though.

Your fail = (her fail x 1000) x (more)

You love the formulas!!

It was quite a big fail tbh. Just get on with your day. Did she lol at you?

m4rkie23 · Mar 13, 2009

Roy Munson said:
BRB. I'm just going to download the entire internets in the hope of finding a picture epic enough to match that fail. I'm not confident though.

Your fail = (her fail x 1000) x (more)

tried this. failage in google doesnt return that many hits

tyranical · Mar 13, 2009

adamlewis01 said:
but these people cause accidents just as much as wreckless drivers.

And had this situation caused an accident, it would be your fault.

So whats the problem?

ForceIndia · Mar 13, 2009

adamlewis01 said:
but these people cause accidents just as much as wreckless drivers.

tyranical said:
And had this situation caused an accident, it would be your fault.

So whats the problem?

Exactly. Had you left a big enough gap, you might not even had to stop in the 1st place

.

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

tyranical said:
And had this situation caused an accident, it would be your fault.

So whats the problem?

Have you been using a silly calculator? How would anything iv done other than from kerbing my wheel cause an accident?

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

warren4 said:
Exactly. Had you left a big enough gap, you might not even had to stop in the 1st place.

A big enough gap for what? I'm pretty sure she would have still been sat there now if i hadnt of beeped her.

m4rkie23 · Mar 13, 2009

how bads the damage?

tyranical · Mar 13, 2009

adamlewis01 said:
Have you been using a silly calculator? How would anything iv done other than from kerbing my wheel cause an accident?

You said people doing stuff like she did cause accidents, all she did, was be over-cautious at a roundabout, so the only accident that could of been caused was you going into the back of her, trying to go round her etc.

There is no possible way that she could cause an accident that would be her fault by sitting stationary at a roundabout tbh.

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

Behave boy

tyranical · Mar 13, 2009

adamlewis01 said:
Behave boy

No good sir, i believe it is you who needs to behave, it was you after all who was impatient with a woman, tried to abuse her, and catastrophically owned yourself whilst hurting your poor innocent car in the process.

Poopensharten · Mar 13, 2009

Never understand why people post threads on here like this, take a ribbing for it, then complain.

Some things are better kept quiet

Congrats on your fail though..

Leeshez · Mar 13, 2009

mattjk · Mar 13, 2009

it is frustrating when spleens just stop at roundabout for no reason though.

Martin_172 · Mar 13, 2009

lol bet shes laughing away at you now!! you should have been payin attention, your worse than her

1PBY · Mar 13, 2009

Why would anyone admit to doing something as stupid as this. Did you honestly expect people to stick up for you in this situation???????!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Even Michael Barrimore didnt fail as bad as you!!!

Dafthead · Mar 13, 2009

Did you do a Michael Winneresque spaz attack when you smashed into the kerb?

jayxx83 · Mar 13, 2009

FLOL!

Munson · Mar 13, 2009

This thread is small but epic.

rosssei · Mar 13, 2009

what if you had have bounced off the kerb into her....

people like you cause accidents through lack of concentration - not her no matter hwo frustrating you think she was!

cat171 · Mar 13, 2009

Cracking fail !!! Eyes on the road & looking where your going ftw !!

MazzaR26 · Mar 13, 2009

Well if coming up to a roundabout it takes that long to notice no cars are coming, your observation skills must be pretty s**t. It does cause accidents as I've seen it happen before.

adamlewis01 · Mar 13, 2009

MazzaR26 said:
Well if coming up to a roundabout it takes that long to notice no cars are coming, your observation skills must be pretty s**t. It does cause accidents as I've seen it happen before.

At last someone normal comes into the thread

and to reply to one of the posts above about admitting to doing this. Lots of people do this your right, its just only some of us admit to it. If i didnt want a ribbing i wouldnt have posted it up, derr. I should have kept my eye on the road your right, i dont regret shoo'ing the woman on, not one bit.

fwmvalver · Mar 13, 2009

adamlewis01 said:
At last someone normal comes into the thread

and to reply to one of the posts above about admitting to doing this. Lots of people do this your right, its just only some of us admit to it. If i didnt want a ribbing i wouldnt have posted it up, derr. I should have kept my eye on the road your right, i dont regret shoo'ing the woman on, not one bit.

Im an hgv driver and i agree with what he did today. People like that woman cause traffic jams, accidents and worse.

Covering the miles i do a day i see a few accidents happen every week and 9/10 in rush hour traffic its because of usless drivers that should have a fluorescent yellow warning sign monuted on their car saying 'stay away from me. i might veer into your lane around a roundabout and stop for no good flipping reason'

Fail this morning.

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