John mate,
Firstly I hope you havent been a victim !.
Secondly, Some @~@~ing w~#ker keyed my Nephews car down your road last night, nasty deep attack by some mindless jealous t**ser.
Might be a good idea to get one of those cheap and nasty car covers from Argos for £7, at least they might be heard if they get too inquisitive.
Keep ya eyes peeled my friend or park somewhere else.
Bill.